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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Wow. You took a story about a child who was choking on his afternoon snack and twisted it into some sort of phallic deep throating choking scene. You're a sick man.

    not going to disagree.

    tell me more about your deepthroating techniques and experiences.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Grimace Hahaha! I know what you mean. I have been there several times, I relied on my appearance and MILKED IT to intimidate as much as possible. Probably bluffed my way out of several ass-kickings.

    I also enjoy making people afraid of me. To physically threaten them and make then afraid, such an awesome feeling. That level of dominance and power. Sometimes, when it gets me in trouble, I use that dominance and powerful persona to bluff my way out of a situation where I know I'd lose. I can hold my own, but sometimes, you just know when you're "out-gunned".

    I did not repress my childhood, so I have an open book of memories. Strange.

    This isn't much of a story, but I'll always remember it since it was like the only time I felt that power feeling without having to go into angry psychotic mode. I was on a date with a girl (this was years ago), and found an opportunity to prove my masculinity to her. We were in a mcdonalds parking lot, and there was a group of teenagers two parks over, and one of them said something snarky to me. I replied "fuck did you just say?", and opened the door, and started to get out. The girl grabbed me and pulled me back in, begging me not to do anything (which I was hoping she would do haha), but I'll never forget the reaction of the teenagers when I opened the door. They immediately stopped laughing/goofing around. They were scared because they realized they were dealing with a possible psycho, even though they outnumbered me. Again, I would've done nothing, and was banking everything on the girl pulling me back into the car lol.

    It feels so good to be dominant. I'm thinking back to so many examples in my life where I've made people cower, and wonder why I can't be like that all the time. But I guess I can? If my stories are helping me learn anything, it really does just come down to confidence.
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  3. #83
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter This isn't much of a story, but I'll always remember it since it was like the only time I felt that power feeling without having to go into angry psychotic mode. I was on a date with a girl (this was years ago), and found an opportunity to prove my masculinity to her. We were in a mcdonalds parking lot, and there was a group of teenagers two parks over, and one of them said something snarky to me. I replied "fuck did you just say?", and opened the door, and started to get out. The girl grabbed me and pulled me back in, begging me not to do anything (which I was hoping she would do haha), but I'll never forget the reaction of the teenagers when I opened the door. They immediately stopped laughing/goofing around. They were scared because they realized they were dealing with a possible psycho, even though they outnumbered me. Again, I would've done nothing, and was banking everything on the girl pulling me back into the car lol.

    It feels so good to be dominant. I'm thinking back to so many examples in my life where I've made people cower, and wonder why I can't be like that all the time. But I guess I can? If my stories are helping me learn anything, it really does just come down to confidence.

    Ahhhhhhh dominance. Physical threatening. Seeing the look of concern/fear in your opponent's eyes.
  4. #84
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace I also enjoy making people afraid of me. To physically threaten them and make then afraid, such an awesome feeling. That level of dominance and power. Sometimes, when it gets me in trouble, I use that dominance and powerful persona to bluff my way out of a situation where I know I'd lose.

    show me your dominance and power. make me afraid of you.

    tell me more about your deep-throating expertise.
  5. #85
    bling bling Dark Matter
    shush they have cameras in mcdonals u know lets see what really happened
  6. #86
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock show me your dominance and power. make me afraid of you.

    tell me more about your deep-throating expertise.

    Show me a picture of you, oh-so-confident one. You won't. Because you're literally terrified of the reaction it would bring from your online peers. Scared to death. It might shatter the persona you spent so many years building if everyone saw how weak you appeared.
  7. #87
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by bling bling shush they have cameras in mcdonals u know lets see what really happened

    only your crack-addled mind would consider that to have any relevance whatsoever to any post made in this thread...
  8. #88
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Show me a picture of you, oh-so-confident one. You won't. Because you're literally terrified of the reaction it would bring from your online peers. Scared to death. It might shatter the persona you spent so many years building if everyone saw how weak you appeared.

    ive posted several times that im working on it...i have a busy schedule.

    i havent decided if im utterly amused by your drollery...or if i should extend you my condolences at your lack of insight. i have not one iota of fucks to give about the opinions of anyone on this planet...much less the denizens of this site. that you think i have any peers is more nails into your coffin of 'dominance and power.'

    take a deep breath...compose yourself...and think carefully. try again.

    i eagerly await your dominance and power.
  9. #89
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive posted several times that im working on it…i have a busy schedule.

    *select front facing camera*

    *touch the touch button on the touch screen*

    *crop*

    *upload*

    *copy upload link*

    *apply img tag to upload link*

    your done, assuming each step will take one minute, it can still be done in less than 10 minutes.

    is there a reason it took longer than this, like are you trying to fatten up or slim down to an ideal shape you would like us to see you in ???? grow some hairs / beard / mustaches maybe ???
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  10. #90
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive posted several times that im working on it…i have a busy schedule.

    i havent decided if im utterly amused by your drollery…or if i should extend you my condolences at your lack of insight. i have not one iota of fucks to give about the opinions of anyone on this planet…much less the denizens of this site. that you think i have any peers is more nails into your coffin of 'dominance and power.'

    take a deep breath…compose yourself…and think carefully. try again.

    i eagerly await your dominance and power.

    then post your picture. right now, edge lord.
  11. #91
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by benny vader *select front facing camera*

    *touch the touch button on the touch screen*

    *crop*

    *upload*

    *copy upload link*

    *apply img tag to upload link*

    your done, assuming each step will take one minute, it can still be done in less than 10 minutes.

    is there a reason it took longer than this, like are you trying to fatten up or slim down to an ideal shape you would like us to see you in ???? grow some hairs / beard / mustaches maybe ???

    This x10
  12. #92
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader *select front facing camera*

    *touch the touch button on the touch screen*

    *crop*

    *upload*

    *copy upload link*

    *apply img tag to upload link*

    your done, assuming each step will take one minute, it can still be done in less than 10 minutes.

    is there a reason it took longer than this, like are you trying to fatten up or slim down to an ideal shape you would like us to see you in ???? grow some hairs / beard / mustaches maybe ???

    thats a nigger way of doing it.

    you caught me. im gorging myself with massive consumption of calories so i win the prize for 'totse fat-est ass poster'

    in actuality...im trying/was trying to get the chick that was in the first totse collage pic i posted. she keeps coming up with excuses giving me the impression shes camera shy now...so im eventually going to wind up doing it solo. back in october she said in a few weeks...then it was supposed to be when we met up during the christmas holiday in orlando...

    i give not one drizzling shit what anyone thinks about my appearance. regardless, im in the peak physical shape right now that ive ever been in.
  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace then post your picture. right now, edge lord.

    post your own pic, cock jockey.
  14. #94
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock post your own pic, cock jockey.



    Your move, cockboy.
  15. #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace

    Your move, cockboy.

    congratulations. the most tragic thing ive seen all day.

    not seeing the dominance and power. nausea and vomiting maybe.

    it'll be posted forthwith-ish.
  16. #96
    Panthrax, do you wear tank tops in public? Because if you do, you shouldn't.
  17. #97
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock congratulations. the most tragic thing ive seen all day.

    not seeing the dominance and power. nausea and vomiting maybe.

    it'll be posted forthwith-ish.

    Its now your turn. The part where you post the picture of yourself, disregarding how you will be accepted or shunned because you're a cookie-cutter edge lord who doesnt care anyway, right?
  18. #98
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Panthrax, do you wear tank tops in public? Because if you do, you shouldn't.

    I affectionately call them "wife beaters", thank you. And yes, I occasionally do. People shouldn't do many things, but they do. MOST PEOPLE shouldn't breathe, but they do.
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Its now your turn. The part where you post the picture of yourself, disregarding how you will be accepted or shunned because you're a cookie-cutter edge lord who doesnt care anyway, right?

    its the part where its going to be the official collage pic and photoshopped into oblivion...along with the part my position on when i post it hasnt changed.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock its the part where its going to be the official collage pic and photoshopped into oblivion…along with the part my position on when i post it hasnt changed.

    What?
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