Post your earliest memory

1. 2018-01-15 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jill the Bill Krozby, WHAT a CUCKLORD. Nigga too ashamed to admit he reads every Bill Krozby post and watches every Bill Krozby video post. "B..B..But you're illiterate!"
   
   Nah nigga, you're obsessed. Bill Krozby has you tied by the string of his tennis shoe.
   
   Jill is Bill Krozby's whipping boy. Fact.
2. 2018-01-15 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My earliest memory is running along the outside of a pool when I was like 2 or 3 and falling in the deep end, not knowing how to swim. I was too young to know what was going on but I was pulled out a moment later.
   
   Every single day I wish I would've just drowned
3. 2018-01-15 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 My earliest memory is running along the outside of a pool when I was like 2 or 3 and falling in the deep end, not knowing how to swim. I was too young to know what was going on but I was pulled out a moment later.
   
   Every single day I wish I would've just drowned

   
   It's not too late; it's never too late.
4. 2018-01-15 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Rivotril Houston
   Spit in the eye of a daycare colleague.
5. 2018-01-15 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #25
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Every single day I wish I would've just drowned

   
   its still possible as long as you hadnt developed gills.
6. 2018-01-15 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #26
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Jill the Bill Krozby, WHAT a CUCKLORD. Nigga too ashamed to admit he reads every Bill Krozby post and watches every Bill Krozby video post. "B..B..But you're illiterate!"
   
   Nah nigga, you're obsessed. Bill Krozby has you tied by the string of his tennis shoe.
   
   Jill is Bill Krozby's whipping boy. Fact.

   
   Cucked in the dick! He was cucked in the dick! Cucked in the dick. Cucked. In. The. DIIIICK!
7. 2018-01-15 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #27
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I remember trying to shoot a .22 bullet by placing it upright and hitting a hammer down on the tip. My dad use to lay them down and fire them off by hitting them with a hammer.
   
   I didn't get it to fire off though...
8. 2018-01-15 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sitting in the bathroom contemplating my inevitable death and having an existential crisis. I was like 3 or 4
9. 2018-01-15 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #29
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Sitting in the bathroom contemplating my inevitable death and having an existential crisis. I was like 3 or 4

   
   >being cucked by jedi notions of mortality as early as 3 or 4
   
   smh
10. 2018-01-15 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS >being cucked by jedi notions of mortality as early as 3 or 4
    
    smh

    
    What is the jedi notion of mortality and how is it different from actual mortality?
11. 2018-01-15 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #31
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws What is the jedi notion of mortality and how is it different from actual mortality?

    
    the addition of ovens and gas chambers.
12. 2018-01-15 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No but seriously did you just mention “the jedis” to sound edgy or was there any real meaning to that statement
13. 2018-01-15 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #33
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fox Paws No but seriously did you just mention “the jedis” to sound edgy or was there any real meaning to that statement

    
    I bet you unironically think the Earth is round too. How does it feel being such a good goy that you'll accept an idea like death or a spherical Earth? Top lel.
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14. 2018-01-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby just because you said you didn't doesn't mean you did… you're a liar and a whore.

    
    im not a whore. i do it for free
15. 2018-01-18 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader the addition of ovens and gas chambers.

    
    
    I really get the feeling that you and Infinity aren't hater of jedi people but rather self loathing jedis.
    
    or False jedis who pretend to be jedi in the real world only for network
    
    show a picture of yourself, Benny.
16. 2018-01-18 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #36
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    One of my first memories is of my dad smashing the coffee table in the living room because my mom burned dinner.
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17. 2018-01-18 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #37
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Touching the eyeball of a dead moose.
18. 2018-01-18 at 11 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Nil Touching the eyeball of a dead moose.

    
    Most Canadian childhood ever.
19. 2018-01-18 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #39
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Vizier Most Canadian childhood ever.

    
    Thinking back kinda puts me in a bad mood. early memories of living on a acreage, atvs, trikes... hunting. then when I was 6 my mom wanted to go to university. Move to a city, become poor urban natives[scum], everything seemingly downhill.
20. 2018-01-19 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I really get the feeling that you and Infinity aren't hater of jedi people but rather self loathing jedis.
    
    or False jedis who pretend to be jedi in the real world only for network
    
    show a picture of yourself, Benny.

    
    oy vey