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RE: Hawai false missile thingy. What would you do if you found out a missile was coming?
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2018-01-15 at 4:19 AM UTCoooh baby your missles have lost ourselves ooh baby you lost yourself oooh baby what have we here? A big bad hoax... I know its coming.. I know its coming real soon i know its coming, i know its coming for that big big boom!
oh baby you know its a jet black bomb
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2018-01-15 at 4:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby oooh baby your missles have lost ourselves ooh baby you lost yourself oooh baby what have we here? A big bad hoax… I know its coming.. I know its coming real soon i know its coming, i know its coming for that big big boom!
oh baby you know its a jet black bomb
theres a jet black guided missiles coming in your asshole -
2018-01-15 at 4:23 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 4:34 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 4:46 AM UTCImagine is they were looking for survivors and they found Bill Krozby's body wrapped in aluminum foil. That would be an extremely fitting way for him to be buried for all eternity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-15 at 4:59 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 5:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It's kind of funny that he chooses to attempt to save his laptop, but makes no mentions of loved ones. What a loser. Why even bother trying to survive? You'd probably just end up getting super-cancer this time and dying an extremely miserable nightmarish death.
My Dog would be with me, obviously.
I'd try to survive cos I don't want to die as a statistic.
Most people die nightmarish deaths. They fall and can't get up, or have painful heart attacks, or suffocate on fluids in their lungs, or die as a result of medical incompetence, or lose their mind slowly over a number of years, or get their organs eaten by random bacteria (surprisingly common), or crash their cars and burn to death. At least having had cancer gives me an excuse for being a loser. -
2018-01-15 at 5:56 AM UTCGet as much easily grabbable shit as I can, fill up water bottles while I do that. Just from around my house, I'd grab, in order:
6 trash bags to double up and toss things into, put rolls of bags into the first doubled bag, then fill it with:
Put all the jumbo bottle of dish soap, various cleaners/disinfectants, bug sprays etc under the sink
Open pantry, toss in packs of ziplock bags
Toss in all wax paper/foil/cling film rolls
Run into living room bathroom, dump in soap bottle
Run into master bathroom, dump in my shaving razor + blade packs, band aids, my assorted medicines, mouthwash, unopened toothbrushes, deodorants, floss, cleaners under the sink, rolls of TP, my watering cans
Run out to the closet, toss in all TP, kitchen rolls, toolbox, tape box
Run onto balcony, dump out box of power tools, I'll be using this to move the bags in one trip
Put this in the box
Then I put 10 lb rice bag into the box
Second bag, all nonperishables first, then items like paper plates, cutlery (empty into shopping bag first), cookware, tupperware etc, alcohol, then foods that have some life. Then ramen and soups.
Put it into the box
Third and fourth bags, no need to double them:
Clothes, shoes, socks, outerwear, bedding stuff, towels etc
Put these beside the box, they'll go on the lid later.
To the box with all my ammo for my shotgun and handgun. Shotty case is placed on the box.
Run down, put shit in the car.
Cone back up, kiss and goodbye to my kitties, pour out all their litter in a mound and food in another mound and fish, put all their food into the aquarium. Later, babies. Grab my hammock and go. Grab my power banks, headphones, water bottles, bag hutch, put it in my backpacks put that into my cooler and gtfo.
Get into my car and start driving, avoiding main roads, and try to get to Ocala or something, where there's not many people. Then will see what happens from there. -
2018-01-15 at 6:02 AM UTCOh. No one else would murder/suicide? Well this is awkward.
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2018-01-15 at 6:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Then I put 10 lb rice bag into the box
Whites buy rice in little boxes, but other people tend to buy it in big bags. It's smart.
You should ideally have a bug-out-bag with all your kit ready. It's also good to have for when your buddy rolls up and tells you you're going away for the weekend.
But a nuclear flash is so hot (infrared radiation) that it will burn your skin and retinas. The worst place to be when the bombs are going off is on the road, just cos you'd probably wind up blind and with a burnt face. -
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2018-01-15 at 6:07 AM UTCFirst murder, then suicide. How have you not heard of this before?
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2018-01-15 at 6:09 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 6:10 AM UTCEnter, if you think this is funny, it isn't.
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2018-01-15 at 6:10 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-15 at 6:12 AM UTCThat's not laughing, it's screeching. You're autistic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-15 at 6:17 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 6:33 AM UTC
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2018-01-15 at 6:54 AM UTCMurder/Suicide was a classic totse meme you newfags
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2018-01-15 at 7:01 AM UTC
