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RE: Hawai false missile thingy. What would you do if you found out a missile was coming?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    oooh baby your missles have lost ourselves ooh baby you lost yourself oooh baby what have we here? A big bad hoax... I know its coming.. I know its coming real soon i know its coming, i know its coming for that big big boom!

    oh baby you know its a jet black bomb

  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oooh baby your missles have lost ourselves ooh baby you lost yourself oooh baby what have we here? A big bad hoax… I know its coming.. I know its coming real soon i know its coming, i know its coming for that big big boom!

    oh baby you know its a jet black bomb

    theres a jet black guided missiles coming in your asshole
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres a jet black guided missiles coming in your asshole

    hey now moe hey now, you need to step up your game lil bro, cause you be eaten dat weak sauce all day errr day fam
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey now moe hey now, you need to step up your game lil bro, cause you be eaten dat weak sauce all day errr day fam

    you know all about eating that sauce. youve been swallowing gallons of that man-sauce.
  5. #25
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine is they were looking for survivors and they found Bill Krozby's body wrapped in aluminum foil. That would be an extremely fitting way for him to be buried for all eternity.
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  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine is they were looking for survivors and they found Bill Krozby's body wrapped in aluminum foil. That would be an extremely fitting way for him to be buried for all eternity.

    Thats rich coming from you curly curly girl
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Malice It's kind of funny that he chooses to attempt to save his laptop, but makes no mentions of loved ones. What a loser. Why even bother trying to survive? You'd probably just end up getting super-cancer this time and dying an extremely miserable nightmarish death.

    My Dog would be with me, obviously.

    I'd try to survive cos I don't want to die as a statistic.

    Most people die nightmarish deaths. They fall and can't get up, or have painful heart attacks, or suffocate on fluids in their lungs, or die as a result of medical incompetence, or lose their mind slowly over a number of years, or get their organs eaten by random bacteria (surprisingly common), or crash their cars and burn to death. At least having had cancer gives me an excuse for being a loser.
  8. #28
    Get as much easily grabbable shit as I can, fill up water bottles while I do that. Just from around my house, I'd grab, in order:

    6 trash bags to double up and toss things into, put rolls of bags into the first doubled bag, then fill it with:

    Put all the jumbo bottle of dish soap, various cleaners/disinfectants, bug sprays etc under the sink
    Open pantry, toss in packs of ziplock bags
    Toss in all wax paper/foil/cling film rolls
    Run into living room bathroom, dump in soap bottle
    Run into master bathroom, dump in my shaving razor + blade packs, band aids, my assorted medicines, mouthwash, unopened toothbrushes, deodorants, floss, cleaners under the sink, rolls of TP, my watering cans
    Run out to the closet, toss in all TP, kitchen rolls, toolbox, tape box

    Run onto balcony, dump out box of power tools, I'll be using this to move the bags in one trip

    Put this in the box

    Then I put 10 lb rice bag into the box

    Second bag, all nonperishables first, then items like paper plates, cutlery (empty into shopping bag first), cookware, tupperware etc, alcohol, then foods that have some life. Then ramen and soups.

    Put it into the box

    Third and fourth bags, no need to double them:

    Clothes, shoes, socks, outerwear, bedding stuff, towels etc

    Put these beside the box, they'll go on the lid later.

    To the box with all my ammo for my shotgun and handgun. Shotty case is placed on the box.

    Run down, put shit in the car.

    Cone back up, kiss and goodbye to my kitties, pour out all their litter in a mound and food in another mound and fish, put all their food into the aquarium. Later, babies. Grab my hammock and go. Grab my power banks, headphones, water bottles, bag hutch, put it in my backpacks put that into my cooler and gtfo.

    Get into my car and start driving, avoiding main roads, and try to get to Ocala or something, where there's not many people. Then will see what happens from there.
  9. #29
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Oh. No one else would murder/suicide? Well this is awkward.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Then I put 10 lb rice bag into the box

    Whites buy rice in little boxes, but other people tend to buy it in big bags. It's smart.

    You should ideally have a bug-out-bag with all your kit ready. It's also good to have for when your buddy rolls up and tells you you're going away for the weekend.

    But a nuclear flash is so hot (infrared radiation) that it will burn your skin and retinas. The worst place to be when the bombs are going off is on the road, just cos you'd probably wind up blind and with a burnt face.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Oh. No one else would murder/suicide? Well this is awkward.

    what do you mean by murder/suicide? You do realize those are two different things?
  12. #32
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    First murder, then suicide. How have you not heard of this before?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by D4NG0 First murder, then suicide. How have you not heard of this before?

    Nice backtrack. Sorry I haven't heard of two different things happening simultaneously. Or are you trolling me again?
  14. #34
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Enter, if you think this is funny, it isn't.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by D4NG0 :faceplam: Enter, if you think this is funny, it isn't.

    then why am I laughing
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  16. #36
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    That's not laughing, it's screeching. You're autistic.
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by D4NG0 That's not laughing, it's screeching. You're autistic.

    HONK?!
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Enter HONK?!

    My black friend and I were double teaming a white twink one time. We were Eiffel towering him and my buddy was in his ass, I was in his mouth.

    Then I reached over, grabbed the twink's buttocks and gave them a couple of squeezes, going "Honk hoooonk!"
  19. #39
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Murder/Suicide was a classic totse meme you newfags
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Vizier Murder/Suicide was a classic totse meme you newfags

    Phht, prove it.
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