Users who are legitimately cracked

1. 2018-01-10 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #161
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL *pulls Speedy Parker doggie treat from pocket*

   
   You don't scare me kid.
2. 2018-01-10 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #162
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery RIP sploo

   
   You don't have the capability to create anything
3. 2018-01-10 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #163
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus You don't have the capability to create anything

   
   I create higher quality shit in my bowels than you ever have at all in any way ever.
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-01-11 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #164
   

   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't scare me kid.

   
   Your avatar makes me uncomfortable.
5. 2018-01-13 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #165
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock i have no idea what a 'darkhunter' is. sounds like some sort of new-age buzz-word for a homo who seeks out handsome and well tanned individuals as a sex partner.

   
   We didn't call him dickhunter on zoklet for nothing. You'd like him Jill.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-01-13 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #166
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I always thought darkhunter was a fed for some reason. Swear someone on zoklet told me that.
7. 2018-01-13 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #167
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He wasn't a fed, lol. He was a security guard.
8. 2018-01-13 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #168
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist We didn't call him dickhunter on zoklet for nothing. You'd like him Jill

   sounds like youre jealous
9. 2018-01-13 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #169
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hahahaha dickhunter. best parody name. he hunts for dicks!
10. 2018-01-13 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #170
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I always liked Ond's nickname for him better, he called him Dimgrunter. There's something pithy about it.
    
    He called me Captain Textile or Carpet Falcon too, which was great. I actually do own a textile mill, which does produce carpets.
11. 2018-01-13 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #171
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon …I actually do own a textile mill, which does produce carpets.

    
    You don't own shit. Stop lying, kid.
12. 2018-01-13 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #172
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't own shit. Stop lying, kid.

    
    Don't be mad, Spectrum.
13. 2018-01-13 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #173
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Don't be mad, Spectrum.

    
    
    It's hard to be mad at one so sad.
14. 2018-01-13 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #174
    

    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Don't be mad, Spectrum.

    
    You aren't even good enough to sell carpets. Maybe fly on them...
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    • Speedy Parker
15. 2018-01-13 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #175
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpectraL- You aren't even good enough to sell carpets. Maybe fly on them…

    
    more likely sleeps on rolled-up ones that he picked out of a dumpster in a random alley someplace.
16. 2018-01-13 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #176
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpectraL- You aren't even good enough to sell carpets. Maybe fly on them…

    
    I could sell carpets to a man who has many carpets
17. 2018-01-13 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #177
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I could sell carpets to a man who has many carpets

    
    can you hook me up with a nice carpet on the cheap? i want one for my room
18. 2018-01-13 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #178
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you hook me up with a nice carpet on the cheap? i want one for my room

    
    You would actually pay up front cash to someone on here??
19. 2018-01-13 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #179
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you hook me up with a nice carpet on the cheap? i want one for my room

    
    I own a mill in Pakistan and most of my textiles are pretty high end, export quality. The shipping and tariffs alone would fuck you.
20. 2018-01-13 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #180
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I own a mill in Pakistan and most of my textiles are pretty high end, export quality. The shipping and tariffs alone would fuck you.

    
    damn