2018-01-08 at 6:55 AM UTC
Would take me too long to link every post I've ever made.
2018-01-08 at 10:28 AM UTC
do you still remember of a time and age when computers were white ???
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2018-01-08 at 10:40 AM UTC
Looks like another successful KROLOX thread!
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2018-01-08 at 1:27 PM UTC
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African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
My favourite of my own were the song parodies for members that I did on zoklet, don't know how I'd link em though
2018-01-08 at 6:26 PM UTC
Cleans and protects against SLAMPIGS
2018-01-08 at 6:36 PM UTC
Bend over and take it up the ass YA FUCKIN' SLAMPIGS!!!!
2018-01-08 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws
Back in the day I used to work front desk on the night shift at a hotel around 6th and Mission in San Francisco. It's basically the most ghetto part of the city, google it. You see some weird shit around there late at night.
So one time this blondish redhead chick stumbles in around 2 in the morning wearing these sexy ass skin-tight jeans and a zip up winter jacket (it's always cold in SF, even in the summer). She kinda looked like the daughter from that show Castle if you've ever seen it. I figured she was just drunk or whatever coming from one of the bars or clubs nearby after last call and just looking for a place to crash. But no, after talking to her more and more I realized it was more likely she crawled out of one of the local crackhouses.
She started off mumbling something about being mugged and how they took her purse and cell phone and shit. She was clearly disoriented so I offered to call the cops for her but she started getting all squirrelly. Then she goes on about how she has trouble focusing sometimes because of brain calcification induced by government experiments performed on her, but she also gained mild telekinetic powers as a result.
So now at this point I'm kind of just trying to find different polite ways to tell her to get the fuck outta here, but she just won't leave. Eventually she says she just needs a place to stay for the night and doesn't have anywhere else to go. So I tell her how is she gonna stay here if she don't have any fuckin money?
Without a word she starts slowly unzipping her jacket to reveal she's completely fucking naked underneath, no bra or anything, just her bare pale titties. And they were nothing to write home about, but I'm more of an ass man myself anyway. So like I said she doesn't say shit but I can see it in her eyes that she's basically tryna suck some dick to get a free room.
So I put up the "back in 15 minutes" sign, took the keys to an unoccupied room, led her upstairs and fucked her god damn brains out.
The funny part is after she passed out, I just picked her up, took her outside and dumped her ass on the sidewalk around the corner. Lol. Changed the bed sheets, it's like it never happened.
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2018-01-08 at 7:57 PM UTC
any post where i say how much i hate captain faggot
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