Florida being this cold is an affront to God

1. 2018-01-04 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #21
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This place must be run by niggers or something.
2. 2018-01-04 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hasn't hardly hit 0° F here in North Kadoty in a few weeks, Christmas weekend averaged about -15.
   
   Ahh, life in the upper Midwest.
3. 2018-01-04 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's -35F to -45F here where I am. Spit and it freezes before it hits the ground.
4. 2018-01-04 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Serves Americans right for thinking global warming is fake news.

   
   Getting colder is global warming? Oh, and you're not Vizier.
5. 2018-01-04 at 1:11 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier I say we bring back human sacrifices as an offering to the sun.

   
   Let's start with you.
6. 2018-01-04 at 1:27 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock fuck. that.
   
   its 51-degrees and im wearing a shirt, long-sleeved shirt, a sweater, and a jacket as well as a giant wool hat.

   
   fucking pussy, its fucking freezing here, like 10°C and i just went out with just a tshirt and a jacket. and i got a nasty cold right now.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-01-04 at 2:42 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by AngryOnion It's the SUN you morons, we are at a solar minimum right now.
   No hot spots no flares.The sun has reduced output bitches.
   NO sun no heat.You can have 100% carbon dioxide in the atmosphere but without heat from the sun you have nothing but the black cold vacuum of space MOTHERFUCKERS.
   WE need a new techno sun cult and wrap it around some pseudoscience that will deliver our planet from the evil in the solar system that is THE jediS.

   
   thank you.
   
   ive been saying all these while that CO2 isnt the leading cause of global warming. the sun is.
   
   the sun is what caused global warming.
8. 2018-01-04 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's -35F to -45F here where I am. Spit and it freezes before it hits the ground.

   
   what about ejaculation ???
9. 2018-01-04 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist fucking pussy, its fucking freezing here, like 10°C and i just went out with just a tshirt and a jacket. and i got a nasty cold right now

   
   self admission of your own stupidity.
   
   typical handsome and well tanned individual.
10. 2018-01-04 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader what about ejaculation ???

    
    Your ejaculate would literally freeze a quarter second after it spurted out of your dick, where I am right now. Even the Eskimos are like, WTF???
11. 2018-01-04 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Getting colder is global warming? Oh, and you're not Vizier.

    
    It actually is, yeah. That's why scientists prefer the term 'climate change.' Colder winters, warmer summers, heavier precipitation.
12. 2018-01-04 at 4:28 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your ejaculate would literally freeze a quarter second after it spurted out of your dick, where I am right now. Even the Eskimos are like, WTF???

    
    Why do you have quarter seconds spurting out of your dick?
13. 2018-01-04 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Where I live it's been -10ish for days. It's fucking miserable
14. 2018-01-04 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock that.
    
    and im looking at my thermometer. at 7am it was 60-degrees. it has slowly been getting colder till now its 50-degrees. what the shit…that is supposed to be the coldest it ever gets…no the high for the day.

    
    Wtf it was 30 degrees this morning in Orlando
15. 2018-01-04 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    18 degrees here..supposed to be down to 8 by sunrise tomorrow..yay!
16. 2018-01-04 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    It's 26 degrees (78 freedom units) where I live right now, kinda cloudy.
17. 2018-01-04 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Wtf it was 30 degrees this morning in Orlando

    
    39 at my house this morning
18. 2018-01-04 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier It's 26 degrees (78 freedom units) where I live right now, kinda cloudy.

    
    It's much warmer where the real Vizier lives
19. 2018-01-04 at 7:49 PM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's much warmer where the real Vizier lives

    
    In your heart :)
20. 2018-01-04 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier In your heart :)

    
    In your ass