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is anyone here actually in a consensual loving relationship with a woman

  1. 2018-01-02 at 4:24 AM UTC
    #21
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Enter Haha nah it was literally:

    Me: Hi, I'm Enter. *Holds out hand. She pauses, and then shakes it.* Want to come hang out with me and my friends?
    Girl: No. *Walks away*
    My friend, who talked me into telling her to go up to her "since I have nothing to lose": That was fucking brutal.

    NOTHING TO LOSE, HUH? HOW ABOUT MY DIGNITY AND CONFIDENCE, FAGGOT?

    Inviting her to join a strange man and his friends probably threw up some red flags. Next time, try chatting with her more on the spot so she gets comfortable around you. When she relaxes, that's when you suggest a venue change.
  2. 2018-01-02 at 5:14 AM UTC
    #22
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Haha nah it was literally:

    Me: Hi, I'm Enter. *Holds out hand. She pauses, and then shakes it.* Want to come hang out with me and my friends?
    Girl: No. *Walks away*
    My friend, who talked me into telling her to go up to her "since I have nothing to lose": That was fucking brutal.

    NOTHING TO LOSE, HUH? HOW ABOUT MY DIGNITY AND CONFIDENCE, FAGGOT?

    That's worse than what I made up. You can do better than that man.
  3. 2018-01-02 at 5:17 AM UTC
    #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 That's worse than what I made up. You can do better than that man.

    You can also do better than this man.

    https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=fad_1514657439
  4. 2018-01-02 at 5:26 AM UTC
    #24
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not clicking that.
  5. 2018-01-02 at 5:28 AM UTC
    #25
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 That's worse than what I made up. You can do better than that man.

    Worse how? Keep in mind I was really drunk.
  6. 2018-01-02 at 5:59 AM UTC
    #26
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I was at one point, but now I take drugs instead.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2018-01-02 at 7:21 AM UTC
    #27
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd rather be dependent on a chemical than a person
  8. 2018-01-02 at 7:51 AM UTC
    #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Haha nah it was literally:

    Me: Hi, I'm Enter. *Holds out hand. She pauses, and then shakes it.* Want to come hang out with me and my friends?
    Girl: No. *Walks away*
    My friend, who talked me into telling her to go up to her "since I have nothing to lose": That was fucking brutal.

    NOTHING TO LOSE, HUH? HOW ABOUT MY DIGNITY AND CONFIDENCE, FAGGOT?





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  9. 2018-01-02 at 7:55 AM UTC
    #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ You can also do better than this man.

    https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=fad_1514657439

    WTF?? how is he still alive? i thought that was a corpse in the morgue till he blinked his eye. even then i thought i was seeing things, lol.



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  10. 2018-01-02 at 3:56 PM UTC
    #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yes. Yes I am for the last 9 months.

    that thing you have going on with the neighborhood pets doesnt count as a relationship.
  11. 2018-01-02 at 4:19 PM UTC
    #31
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter Haha nah it was literally:

    Me: Hi, I'm Enter. *Holds out hand. She pauses, and then shakes it.* Want to come hang out with me and my friends?

    were you inviting her to a gang rape ????

    becos thats what id ask if i were inviting someone to a feast of gang rape.
  12. 2018-01-02 at 4:30 PM UTC
    #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love myself
  13. 2018-01-05 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #33
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Inviting her to join a strange man and his friends probably threw up some red flags. Next time, try chatting with her more on the spot so she gets comfortable around you. When she relaxes, that's when you suggest a venue change.

    Solid advice.

    Even more, ask questions and get her to talk about herself. Women love talking about themselves and will like you more for being a good listener.
  14. 2018-01-05 at 1:40 AM UTC
    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kinda. I just got out of a long term relationship so I'm shopping around at the moment. It's not hard to find a partner but it's hard to find a long term one.
  15. 2018-01-05 at 2:19 AM UTC
    #35
    HTS highlight reel
    my bf is~ UwU
  16. 2018-01-05 at 3:46 AM UTC
    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i fuckin wish
  17. 2018-01-05 at 3:56 AM UTC
    #37
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    define loving
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2018-01-05 at 3:56 AM UTC
    #38
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    define consensual
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2018-01-05 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    define relationship
  20. 2018-01-05 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    define woman
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