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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I’m in Orange County let’s meet up bb

    I'm there every few weeks...I stay at a resort near disney. next week I'll be at one in Kissimmee, near Arabian knights.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by infinityshock yea…chicks are horny for about three months of the pregnancy then they don't get their sex drI've back for another two years.

    even when the chick is horny while pregnant they're always 'don't to this…you'll hurt the baby'…'don't do that…you'll hurt the baby'…'don't stick it so deep you'll hurt the baby'…'don't stick it in my ass you might hurt the baby'…'gghhh mmmphhh gaaaa kcckkkkkkkkkk…' (I don't know what the last one was…I was tired of hearing all the yapping so I jammed my balls into those tonsils to quiet things down)

    the one good thing about post-birth seks is the chicks apparently can take it balls-deep with their ankles behind their ears. any other time it's a no-go.

    Anatomy 101
  3. #83
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I couldn’t decide on a specific thing to quote, so I’ll just leave a couple thoughts here.

    hydro, you’re being pathetic. Coming here and bragging about how much money you make trying to justify your line of work. Not only that, but you’re using that to say how much better you are than everyone.

    Fox Paws mentioned that he thinks doctors and lawyers make between. $100k - $150k. I would think that’s on the low end. I make more than that and I’m not even a doctor or lawyer. The difference is I don’t come here and try to rub it in everyone’s face like you are, which is fitting since you’re used to rubbing things in people’s faces by now. I haven’t reached the peak of my earning potential either. For you, every day is your peak. Every day you are older, dirtier, nastier, and looser than the day before. Eventually you will dry up, and then what? I bet you haven’t been investing for your future, so are just going to find a sugar daddy to cling to?
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  4. #84
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Anatomy 101

    fuck anatomy 101

    I was banging a chick two days after her spawning (that's the earliest they'd let her leave the hospital) and tried getting it into her uterus.

    it didn't work. the plumbing had already closed up.
  5. #85
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Of all people to have a weird disdain toward this thread I didn't think it would be Obbe.

    How quaint.
  6. #86
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well i'm all for it. i like working girls, they're pretty cool in my book.



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  7. #87
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist well i'm all for it i like working girls they're pretty cool in my book

    obviously. you'd be a terrible son to disparage your mother's career choice
  8. #88
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm there to complete the task and satisfy my client, and want them to be happy when they leave. I definitely would say my job is 90% a therapy session, with 10% sex.

    i hate how every prostitute who talks about their job has to spin it into something more than it is

    bitch you're a hole.
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  9. #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter i hate how every prostitute who talks about their job has to spin it into something more than it is

    bitch you're a hole.

    Says the guy trying to spin his posts into having a girlfriend. You're weak and pathetic Enter. Don't ever forget it.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by mmQ Says the guy trying to spin his posts into having a girlfriend. You're weak and pathetic Enter. Don't ever forget it.

    i do have a gf
  11. #91
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist well i'm all for it. i like working girls, they're pretty cool in my book.



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    Same. My ex gf Kayla would sell her ass on the regular especially when I was in jail/prison...I think it shows initiative if anything.
  12. #92
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Same. My ex gf Kayla would sell her ass on the regular especially when I was in jail/prison…I think it shows initiative if anything.

    pics or didn't happen
  13. #93
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Of all people to have a weird disdain toward this thread I didn't think it would be Obbe.

    How quaint.

    I don't care what hydro does. She can smoke crack, be homeless, suck dicks for free, I don't care.

    I just think it's funny that she's a prostitute now (and proud of it), she's accidentally pregnant once again, and she's telling a bunch of random people all this for like no reason. That's pretty funny to me.

    So it goes.
  14. #94
    she's keeping the baby, too

    how fucked up will that kid be when he asks his mother who his father is, and she tells him she doesn't know because she used to be a prostitute

    do you think she's going to track down all her clients and make them do dna tests lmao
  15. #95
    "i'm 99% sure i know who the father is"

    hydro you were 100% sure you thought §m£ÂgØL was the father of your last child, and that had only come down to two different guys

    jesus christ
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  16. #96
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind and she's telling a bunch of random people all this for like no reason.

    that's what we all do on here tho



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  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist that's what we all do on here tho
    the only reason youre so understanding is because your own mother was in the same situation with you.
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  18. #98
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter "i'm 99% sure i know who the father is"

    hydro you were 100% sure you thought §m£ÂgØL was the father of your last child, and that had only come down to two different guys

    jesus christ

    in all seriousness...i was doing some research on the latest alleged trend that the MINITRU has labeled 'stealthing'

    the first thing is that, as usual, the incidents are grossly inflated.

    the second thing is that there are a small minority of males who do surreptitiously remove or damage a condom during sex

    meaning...it is entirely possible that an indeterminate male sex partner launched a load of his love-lube right up into her lady parts.
  19. #99
    Pics? Pregnant chicks are hawt.
  20. Originally posted by hydromorphone I didn't fuck 1000 random dudes. I had sex with about 15 people. 14 of those for work, and used a condom.

    kill yourself
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