2017-12-22 at 9:05 AM UTC
Haven't had my period in a while, which hasn't been too uncommon since I've been skipping a lot in the last year, so I took a pregnancy test two days ago, and lo and behold, it came back positive. Took two more just to confirm the first, which they all came back that I'm pregnant. I've been throwing up and nauseous as fuck for the last month too, along with my tits hurting so fucking bad. Only had sex with one person without a condom in the last 4 months, so I am 99.9% certain who the father is. Not entirely sure what I'm going to do.
2017-12-22 at 9:11 AM UTC
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2017-12-22 at 9:42 AM UTC
I never really know what to say to things like this; I don't know your situation. I almost always go into this type of convo thinking "well fuck..what you going to do about this unfortunate event?" but that's not always the case and hopefully it isn't yours either.
Good luck regardless.
2017-12-22 at 10:24 AM UTC
pls dont encourage comon just wait till she shits it out then we beleif u
2017-12-22 at 11:54 AM UTC
Statistically speaking, if you had sex with one guy without a condom, and 1000 people with a condom, technically the odds are about 50/50 that the father is one of the 1000. Since condoms are only 99.9% effective. And that’s only if the condom is used correctly 100% of the time. So yeah I guess the takeaway here is you shouldn’t have fucked 1000 random dudes.
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2017-12-22 at 12:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I didn't fuck 1000 random dudes. I had sex with about 15 people. 14 of those for work, and used a condom.
your life choices are sad
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2017-12-22 at 12:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
your life choices are sad
I'm not disputing this, but why is solely choosing to be a prostitute sad? Granted, I don't particularly enjoy being a prostitute, but it definitely is better than being fucked not making any money.
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2017-12-22 at 12:29 PM UTC
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Alan What?
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
I didn't fuck 1000 random dudes. I had sex with about 15 people. 14 of those for work, and used a condom.
lol what a whore.
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2017-12-22 at 12:50 PM UTC
Where you located hydro, I’ll pay you $1000 for one night if you’re near me.
2017-12-22 at 12:54 PM UTC
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
Exactly. I am a whore. That's what I do, I fuck men for money. I spend approximately 10 minutes making more money than doctors, veterinarians, and dentists, and I didn't have to spend the better part of a decade in school to do it. This is a big deal, and funny because why?
It's funny because you just compared yourself to a doctor, except you're a whore, pregnant and poor. And you didnt even need to go to school!
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2017-12-22 at 12:56 PM UTC
im really fucke up right now and i just messaged this girl i know and even in my drug fused state i regret it, because shes a literal whore and i dont really want to have a conversation with taht thing
im jus sayin!!
2017-12-22 at 1:01 PM UTC
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Alan What?
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You know a whore is a real shitty whore too when she only spends 10 minutes per client.
Like the whores men really lust over, the hot ones, they at least charge by the hour, or by the night.
Hydro is a street walking addict.
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