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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Is Vegimite made out of bugs n stuff?
  2. #62
    Originally posted by NARCassist its just a big shrimp, i understand you guys call them jumbo shrimp. that's what a friend in maryland told me and she's american. or is that just an eastside ting?



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    I don't think it's a Jumbo Shrimp.. or if it is.. It's an American thing, and perhaps Prawns is an Asian name for it. I don't know. they're really good with fish or beer batter on them and deep fried.
  3. #63
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my favorite austrilian band is crowded house.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ The averages account for that, knuckle-dragger.

    if by 'knuckle' you mean 'cock'...then yes.
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Dude get the FUCK out of here.

    its a date. your place or mine
  6. #66
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I thought you were that 37 year old writer/actor who looks like Zach G

    Which is it. 88 or 37

    youre delusional
  7. #67
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock its a date. your place or mine

    I will chop you into little pieces
  8. #68
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist only the most jedi of jedis would get so humpity over the difference between 87 and 88. you really need to 86 that shit jedi boy.

    why the fuck am i calling you a boy, you're older than my dad, you ancient old yido you.

    i have underwear older than your dad, you disrespectful little curmudgeon. show your elders some respect...and suck my wrinkly geriatric cock until i pump your pretty tonsils full of nut-dust.
  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I will chop you into little pieces

    you have talented tonsils. you must have learned that from your mother.
  10. #70
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock you have talented tonsils. you must have learned that from your mother.

    I'm so over your responses
  11. #71
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm so over your responses

    go take a shit in a diaper you goat looking fucker before i have to call a snipa to take ur ass out while ur shitting in a dipa
  12. #72
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm so over your responses

    dont worry your pretty little lips about my responses...get them over the shaft of my cock.
  13. #73
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont worry your pretty little lips about my responses…get them over the shaft of my cock.

    Someone should kick your ass.
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Someone should kick your ass.

    no one is stopping you.

    use your tongue.
  15. #75
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one is stopping you.

    use your tongue.

    Fucking troll
  16. #76
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have underwear older than your dad, you disrespectful little curmudgeon. show your elders some respect…and suck my wrinkly geriatric cock until i pump your pretty tonsils full of nut-dust.

    i bet dust is about right. i bet it comes out like a puff of smoke.



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  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i bet dust is about right. i bet it comes out like a puff of smoke.
    open wide...I'll show you.

    you're going to look like a pyroclastic flow is erupting from your ears.
  18. #78
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fucking troll

    fucking your mouth
  19. #79
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock open wide…I'll show you.

    you're going to look like a pyroclastic flow is erupting from your ears.

    so do you wear one of them hats?



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  20. #80
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock fucking your mouth

    Ur mom
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