2017-12-15 at 1:36 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
lol at the comments on that girls video, everyone keeps ragging on her for having hairy pits. Man I used to hang with this girl that was really pretty bunch she didn't shave her vag or her legs or her pits, it was kind of a turn off lol
2017-12-15 at 1:48 PM UTC
I'll moisten a q-tip and like you clean inside but not too deep, but deep enough. DEEP ENOUGH.
Ears are generally pretty self-cleaning; they're supposed to be anyway.
2017-12-15 at 1:54 PM UTC
I'm the king of doin' it independent
I was sellin' bricks when they was under 20
Plug was comin' through and dumpin' plenty
I be hustlin' like it's two of me
They don't know what to do with me
Cut the check and keep them bitches comin'
2017-12-15 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol at the comments on that girls video, everyone keeps ragging on her for having hairy pits. Man I used to hang with this girl that was really pretty bunch she didn't shave her vag or her legs or her pits, it was kind of a turn off lol
I like girls that are rough around the edges like that
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2017-12-15 at 5:54 PM UTC
I use a Q-tip and shove half of it into my ear canal and scrape my eardums. It gives me shivers and sometimes it weirdly feels like I'm poking my eye from the side.
Only faggots don't go all in.
2017-12-15 at 6:55 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
I read that cleaning your ears voids the warranty.
2017-12-15 at 8:06 PM UTC
You clean ears with other men's penises
2017-12-15 at 8:21 PM UTC
i shakes my head vigorously until the centrifugal forces force those excessive earwax out.
great neck muscle workout btw.
2017-12-15 at 11:50 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Gawh, you ever poked your ear drum?
That shit hurts
2017-12-15 at 11:50 PM UTC
Use a piece of tissue (kleenex) and quicking do the first one then the next then slowly do the first and followup with the next (right to left or w/e)
then you're suppose to take a cotton ball and run it under hot water and squeez some of the water out and tilt your ear over it and just place it to the canal. never put anything inside your ear canal if you can do so.
the hot cotton ball will melt excess wax or losen it and it will fall out over time onto the ball.. like little crumb sizes.. otherwise go have a doctor do it. it's really painful btw. or a little painful and a lot of discomfort. but if you're dizzy and losing your balance, and if it's not a tumor, it's a shitload of ear wax.
most ppl use a shower but dougan has to use the rain like a bird
2017-12-16 at 12:03 AM UTC
Try natural approaches, like Olive oil or (better) Almond oil. Never clean your ears dry. If you must use a q-tip (we call them cotton buds) dip it in the oil first. Placing anything into your ears puts you at risk of all sorts of problems. For instance those modern headphones/ear buds that go into your ear are bad news, and I expect all sorts of problems for the vendors of them in the future.
What symptoms do you have that you feel a need to approach your ear? Excess wax is a common one, and may be exacerbated by dairy consumption, which causes excess mucus production. You can get wax loosening products in your local pharmacy, which, combined with a spray of water into your ear during a shower, should deal with the problem.
If you have dry skin around the ear it may be a sign of a fungal problem, like candida. You can find cream for thrush which can deal with it.
If you have pain it may be an infection, and you just need 2 weeks of amoxicillin + preferably antibiotic ointment, both of which a doctor will try to rip you off for a prescription for if you live in the first world. I know the pain of having an ear infection and having to save up to see a doctor just to get a note allowing me to buy exactly what I already knew I needed.
Almond oil is a great antibacterial and antifungal and also softens ear wax. I'd recommend it as the first resort.
2017-12-16 at 12:03 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by bling bling
most ppl use a shower but dougan has to use the rain like a bird
Do your parents care about you?
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2017-12-16 at 1:04 AM UTC
fred title gives away the fact that doug has only ever cleaned his ears once in his entire life, the dirty pikey.
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2017-12-16 at 1:04 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
its just my dad and my lil bro have both had problems with ear wax build up and have had them professonaly flushed and tons of shit came out and it just makes me wonder if I could do something like that and get some of it out. I have very greasy ear wax and with all the sweat and dust.. and potential mites that crawl in my ear you never really know whats up.
plus I wake up at nights scratching the shit out of my ears.
when i was 16 i would take adderall and obsessively clean my ears to the point to where they would bleed and my dad would have to take tweezers and remove bloody scabs from my ear... and this was years ago so im sure they are pretty filthy.. not on the outside where people can see but deep deep inside.
