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Anyone here ever clean their ears?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist fred title gives away the fact that doug has only ever cleaned his ears once in his entire life, the dirty pikey.



    .

    i have just never flushing them out. I clean with a q-tip and my towel and with my finger nail, just never had them flushed... with running water / ear wax softening stuff..

  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Use a piece of tissue (kleenex) and quicking do the first one then the next then slowly do the first and followup with the next (right to left or w/e)


    then you're suppose to take a cotton ball and run it under hot water and squeez some of the water out and tilt your ear over it and just place it to the canal. never put anything inside your ear canal if you can do so.

    the hot cotton ball will melt excess wax or losen it and it will fall out over time onto the ball.. like little crumb sizes.. otherwise go have a doctor do it. it's really painful btw. or a little painful and a lot of discomfort. but if you're dizzy and losing your balance, and if it's not a tumor, it's a shitload of ear wax.

    In your case you can just put a garden hose in one ear and clean both at the same time.
  3. #23
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    From what you've written here I would estimate your inner-ear care is more or less adequate. I wouldn't waste your money.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick From what you've written here I would estimate your inner-ear care is more or less adequate. I wouldn't waste your money.

    maybe you're right. thats why ive been hesitant to follow through with it. but its like an urge purge.
  5. #25
    I usually just rinse my ears and use either a kleenex or a cloth + my finger to get as much out as possible

    It doesn't work that well but I do it everyday so they stay clean I think

    But then again I do get this a lot:


    Originally posted by Totse 2001 but if you're dizzy and losing your balance, and if it's not a tumor, it's a shitload of ear wax.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I usually just rinse my ears and use either a kleenex or a cloth + my finger to get as much out as possible

  7. #27
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I like girls that are rough around the edges like that

    Maybe you like men?
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Maybe you like men?

    that or he just likes the rawness of a proper slammer, i mean women do grow hair in their pits and legs like guys do.. its just society has tricked guys into thinking thats strictly a masculine trait. I admit I've fallen into that trick as well and I can't get out of it.

    just like how women aren't meant to wear bras, bras are a creation created by men to push up the boobs to look like an ass of a women in doggy style the only real way guys and girls were meant to fuck.

    I can enjoy my gf's boobs, but they aren't for me, they are for babies to suckle on, and being a progressive I understand that.

    Also just food for thought but I think its funny how when a baby is born the first thing they do is take a harsh dry towel and start wiping off the protective goo off the babies new skin, the goo is actually meant to be massaged/rubbed into the babies skin not the wiped off.

    but im digressing.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-16T17:06:14.994221+00:00
  9. #29
    I get tinnitus from time to time but I get weird pitch sounds not tinnitus. and sound pulses. apparently certain people can hear them. I was next to someone who heard it and I said, you can hear that too. she gave me a card to a group but I lost it. she was cute too. She grabbed her ear and I felt like she was hearing the same pulse pitch as me by her reaction. she asked me what I heard and I described it as exactly as she did. this was decades ago.

    sometimes when it happens you lose your sense of gravity as well. but then again, so can tinnitus if bad enough. since this doctor punctured my ear some years ago by placing in that ear flashlight thing and using some kind of extended device I haven't heard this pulse sound as much. my ear itches a lot now.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Issue313

    Is that actors last name "Bridges"?

    How do you think they did that FX?
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Is that actors last name "Bridges"?

    How do you think they did that FX?

    They probably used the footage from the secret cams in your place. They just used FX to superimpose his face and the uniform on actual footage of you cleaning your ears.
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They probably used the footage from the secret cams in your place. They just used FX to superimpose his face and the uniform on actual footage of you cleaning your ears.

    Lol
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby just like how women aren't meant to wear bras, bras are a creation created by men to

    humans arent supposed to wear clothes.

    period.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They probably used the footage from the secret cams in your place. They just used FX to superimpose his face and the uniform on actual footage of you cleaning your ears.

    How dare you. That is a false narrative and you know it!
  15. #35
    BTW.. Any doctor specializing in ENT will tell you "DONT FUCKING PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING EARS" but they may not word it like that.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They probably used the footage from the secret cams in your place. They just used FX to superimpose his face and the uniform on actual footage of you cleaning your ears.

    Yes, it's Lloyd Bridges as Admiral Benson in Hot Shots. The one actually funny character in the whole movie. I imagine it was done with prosthetic ears, similar to the way the arrow through the head trick is done.

  17. #37
    Ohhh OK. ty
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    EAT A BAG OF FESTERING CAT TREATS YOU SANDLOT CHORE BOY.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by mmQ EAT A BAG OF FESTERING CAT TREATS YOU SANDLOT CHORE BOY.


    is that a reference from the film?

    that movie kind of sucked (not sure about the book)
  20. #40
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ EAT A BAG OF FESTERING CAT TREATS YOU SANDLOT CHORE BOY.

    Nigga got the biggest bat but still can't hit the ball.
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