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  1. I'm out of shape because I drive all the time now or on here.

    I have a treadmill next to me.. run on that.

    do some pushups now and then. I lost my will. I am fat and pudgy. but when angered, I am nothing to look down at.

    Otherwise I am sweeter to people than I probably should be.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm out of shape because I drive all the time now or on here.

    I have a treadmill next to me.. run on that.

    do some pushups now and then. I lost my will. I am fat and pudgy. but when angered, I am nothing to look down at.

    Otherwise I am sweeter to people than I probably should be.

    If your angered you've already lost.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's true. I was very healthy and in better shape just 4 years ago. I went to the gym every fucking day. running, cardio and some weights.. then I switched it out the next day for mainly weight lifting.

    I drink almond milk mainly.

    sucker.

    almond milk...isnt.

    on a more serious note...where do almonds keep their tits?
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm out of shape because I drive all the time now or on here.

    I have a treadmill next to me.. run on that.

    do some pushups now and then. I lost my will. I am fat and pudgy. but when angered, I am nothing to look down at.

    Otherwise I am sweeter to people than I probably should be.

    what i took away from this very enlightening post is when youre down there being angry you prefer not to be watched doing your thing. thats okay...we can turn out the lights.

    but the most important question: how sloppy is your sphincter...
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker If your angered you've already lost.

    Oh please expand on this very vague reply.
  6. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'll be 40 in January.
  7. Originally posted by infinityshock what i took away from this very enlightening post is when youre down there being angry you prefer not to be watched doing your thing. thats okay…we can turn out the lights.

    but the most important question: how sloppy is your sphincter…

    Shut up old man. Go run up some stairs and try not to cartwheel coming back down.
  8. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock ill pretend my pubes are armpit hairs and slather them with shampoo.

    c'mere and vigorously get a workout

    *deploys one thumb and an index finger for the said exercise*
  9. Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'll be 40 in January.

    Jesus man. I thought you were ~30.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh please expand on this very vague reply.

    Niten Dōraku
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Niten Dōraku

    Yeah, Woody Allen used him as a buzzword in "Annie Hall" to show off
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Yeah, Woody Allen used him as a buzzword in "Annie Hall" to show off

    Shinmen Takezō
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