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how old is everyone?

  1. 2017-12-08 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #81
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You've been gone for a while. How do we know it's really you and not someone jacking your user name

    I haven't gone anywhere.
    I log in everyday and watch this shit unfold like a plane crash I can't take my eyes away from.
  2. 2017-12-08 at 2:46 AM UTC
    #82
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    And why Am I not FUCKING in orbit by now?
    I'm sick of flying this dammed plane.
  3. 2017-12-09 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #83
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker For some reason I knew he was fat with no shoulders.

    Fuck you talking about man. Im 50 in this photo. I drive so I don't get to the Gym like I used to

    Oh wait, I mean Health Club cause that's what the sissy generation calls it now

    And I walked like 10 miles from 30th going to ground zero and then back up to 72 in 100 fucking degree muggy weather.

    I was tired. show photo
  4. 2017-12-09 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #84
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Fuck you talking about man. Im 50 in this photo. I drive so I don't get to the Gym like I used to

    Oh wait, I mean Health Club cause that's what the sissy generation calls it now

    And I walked like 10 miles from 30th going to ground zero and then back up to 72 in 100 fucking degree muggy weather.

    I was tired. show photo

    Fat with absolutely no shoulders. What I do or do not look like changes nothing about this fact.
  5. 2017-12-09 at 3:30 AM UTC
    #85
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    420
  6. 2017-12-09 at 3:32 AM UTC
    #86
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic 420

    You already answered dude lol
  7. 2017-12-09 at 4:49 AM UTC
    #87
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fat with absolutely no shoulders. What I do or do not look like changes nothing about this fact.

    Nigga I had pecks and broad as shit shoulders. After 40 it takes 3 times the effort to maintain muscle mass

    I just need to go back to doing sets and pullups for my pecs. and shitloads of clap pushups. I'm still pretty fucking strong. where is your fucking picture. You're probably some 140 pound (soaken wet) little mouthy Joe Pesci type
  8. 2017-12-09 at 4:50 AM UTC
    #88
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion And why Am I not FUCKING in orbit by now?
    I'm sick of flying this dammed plane.

    You just have to attach a hydrogen balloon .. one of those high altitude ones then pop it when you get near the thin blue line.. but pop it from the bottom and shoot you out to space n stuff
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  9. 2017-12-09 at 6:29 AM UTC
    #89
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You just have to attach a hydrogen balloon .. one of those high altitude ones then pop it when you get near the thin blue line.. but pop it from the bottom and shoot you out to space n stuff

    OK I'm on it.
    I just thought Lanny was being a DICK.
  10. 2017-12-09 at 6:36 AM UTC
    #90
    thatermeneter Houston
    24 1/2
  11. 2017-12-09 at 11:03 AM UTC
    #91
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Nigga I had pecks and broad as shit shoulders. After 40 it takes 3 times the effort to maintain muscle mass

    I just need to go back to doing sets and pullups for my pecs. and shitloads of clap pushups. I'm still pretty fucking strong. where is your fucking picture. You're probably some 140 pound (soaken wet) little mouthy Joe Pesci type

    Pullups don't work your pecs

    Stop being a fucking poser
  12. 2017-12-09 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Nigga I had pecks and broad as shit shoulders. After 40 it takes 3 times the effort to maintain muscle mass

    I just need to go back to doing sets and pullups for my pecs. and shitloads of clap pushups. I'm still pretty fucking strong. where is your fucking picture. You're probably some 140 pound (soaken wet) little mouthy Joe Pesci type

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 had
  13. 2017-12-09 at 3:34 PM UTC
    #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Nigga I had pecks and broad as shit shoulders. After 40 it takes 3 times the effort to maintain muscle mass

    I just need to go back to doing sets and pullups for my pecs. and shitloads of clap pushups. I'm still pretty fucking strong. where is your fucking picture. You're probably some 140 pound (soaken wet) little mouthy Joe Pesci type

    pics or stfu, uberbottom.

    im a geriatric and id be willing to bet i can out perform you in virtually any physical standard now than when you were at your peak physical shape.

    how the shit do you figure pullups is going to do anything for your pecs? retard.
  14. 2017-12-09 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily Pullups don't work your pecs

    Stop being a fucking poser

    that
  15. 2017-12-09 at 3:39 PM UTC
    #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Come meet me in NYC next year

    We can go find JJ


    thats you? look at that sloppy physique...the only muscle definition that slab of melted butter has ever had is over-developed jaw muscles from excessive cock sucking.
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  16. 2017-12-09 at 4:16 PM UTC
    #96
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Daily Pullups don't work your pecs

    i found out that the best way to get pecs is to shampoo my armpit hairs vigorously for 1minute each side in every shower.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2017-12-09 at 4:18 PM UTC
    #97
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats you? look at that sloppy physique…the only muscle definition that slab of melted butter has ever had is over-developed jaw muscles from excessive cock sucking.

    at least we've seen his redacted picts.
  18. 2017-12-09 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #98
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Anyway who gives a fuck if someone weighs 140lbs

    If their body composition is low bf+muscle=definition it doesn't matter

    I only weigh 70kg but my strength to weight ratio is extremely high. My 1rep bench press is 120kg

    I bet you can't even do more than 6 military pullups (chin above the bar and then locking your arms when you descend)

    Totse 2001 you are a fucking poser and have elementary school knowledge of health and fitness

    You probably drink semi skimmed milk
  19. 2017-12-09 at 9:19 PM UTC
    #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader at least we've seen his redacted picts.

    ive posted my own selfies several times to various totse-esque sites
  20. 2017-12-09 at 9:22 PM UTC
    #100
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i found out that the best way to get pecs is to shampoo my armpit hairs vigorously for 1minute each side in every shower.

    ill pretend my pubes are armpit hairs and slather them with shampoo.

    c'mere and vigorously get a workout
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