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do I seriously have to tip at restaurants? the fuck?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter nope? didn't know they interacted

    Yeah they definitely do. They are buddies. That why i mentioned meeting alex as well. I actually found out about stanhope years ago from a show called the sacred cow that had alex jones stuff and bill hicks stuff w some other peeps
  2. #22
    they're so cool. did alex jones act like he does on his show, or was he more calm? (guess being at a spa would add to the calmness if he was, though)
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm actually afraid if I were to try to enter the US I'd find out I was on the no fly list at inbound customs
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Nil's posting again though, that's nice
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter they're so cool. did alex jones act like he does on his show, or was he more calm? (guess being at a spa would add to the calmness if he was, though)

    It was a spa/resort for rich very classy and quiet. You're only allowed 2 drinks per meal so theres no rowdiness at all. He was pretty chill.
    I dint its possible for even alex jones to constantly be 'on' 24 7.

    The only reason i was there was because my ex gf was a manager there and it was her bday so i got to go with her.

    You should ask totse2001 about alex jones he knows him on a more intimate level
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra I'm actually afraid if I were to try to enter the US I'd find out I was on the no fly list at inbound customs

    You should come visit in tx and hang out with weed smoker and i. We'd be like the three amigos
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter well I'm not doing it. no-sirree-bob, I'm NOT going to tip a waitress money.

    *brady bunch scene transition*

    I… I haven't left for america yet.

    enjoy that asshole-flavored bun when the waitress wipes her own buns with it...
  8. #28
    Originally posted by infinityshock enjoy that asshole-flavored bun when the waitress wipes her own buns with it…

    but i've already eaten the food, and i'm on a roadtrip so i'll never be back there anyway
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter but i've already eaten the food, and i'm on a roadtrip so i'll never be back there anyway

    waitresses have a six sense. they know when someone isn't going to tip.

    niggers never tip. fact.
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  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock waitresses have a six sense. they know when someone isn't going to tip.

    niggers never tip. fact.

    jills kinda right about black not tipping, or at least the majority of them don't.

    I remember when I used to work at dominos this lady only ordered like a lava cake and a soda or something like that... not even worth driving to her place just to deliver that, and then she started giving me shit because the lava cake was lavay enough and I was like I dunno ma'am I didn't make it and I've never eaten one before but i'm pretty sure thats how its supposed to be.. and luckily her daughter was nice enough to get her off my back and tell me that it was fine.

    fucking bullshit and she didn't tip me anything.

    Another time at a different pizza place a couple years ago I went to the house and there was some get together in the back yard and there was a black lady there that tipped me and she was really nice , she told me that it was her friends birthday and I said "happy bday" to her friend and she was missing an arm, anyways the black lady is chatting me up in front her friends and asked if i also work at haymaker (a sammich place) and I said nah thats not me, I get that a lot from people I think I just have a familiar face.

    And I said buy to everyone and started walking away and the lady missing an arm yelled at me "hey hope you enjoy your face!" i was like what teh... RUDE!
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  11. #31
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Nil …Also, remember a very small tip is more insulting than no tip at all.

    I remember the worst server I’ve ever had. Literally the only time I’ve ever complained to a manager about service. I left him a $1 tip on a bill of $40 or so. I didn’t want him to think I simply forgot to tip. I wanted him to know that I knew very well where the tip line was and that he was barely worth the amount he got.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby enjoy your face

    LOL

    OP learn to rearrange your dishes on the way out to make it look as if you are leaving money. Also keep in mind that all American currency looks alike, so $1 is the same size and colour as $100.
  13. #33
    Yeah its sucks that restaurants are allowed to pay servers far below minimum wage because of tips, because you're fucked whether you tip or not.

    If you don't, you're screwing the server over because they almost always depend on tips.

    But if you do, you're enabling and fueling corporate greed
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  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ajax I remember the worst server I’ve ever had. Literally the only time I’ve ever complained to a manager about service. I left him a $1 tip on a bill of $40 or so. I didn’t want him to think I simply forgot to tip. I wanted him to know that I knew very well where the tip line was and that he was barely worth the amount he got.

    one time this old lady told me the rest of the money was for me to keep and it was like 47 cents.. i honestly don't think she did it on purpose to fuck with me just think she was off her rocker or something.
  15. #35
    just go to stores, problem solved.
  16. #36
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to go out to eat. Faggot.
  17. #37
    If you can't afford to faggot, you can't afford to eat tip. Out.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just offer to get the food from the kitchen yourself
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  19. #39
    ^ lmao
  20. #40
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    One thing to keep in mind is employers are required to cover the difference in wages to get you to at least minimum wage if your tips don’t get you to the minimum wage. If they have to do that a lot though, they’ll probably get rid of you for underperforming.
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