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do I seriously have to tip at restaurants? the fuck?

  1. 2017-12-03 at 7:41 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    going to america next year, and just remembered tipping. It's not illegal not to tip, right? So why the FUCK would I have to? I'm going on a roadtrip so it's not like I'll be going back to the same restaurant again. What kind of cuck would just give money to some whore waitress when they're not legally obligated to?
  2. 2017-12-03 at 7:48 AM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's not illegal. Just consider it part of the bill. Throw em $2 or something at least. They depend on your tips. If you're at a classy restaurant tho don't feel bad about stiffing em. But a shitty wafflehouse or something? Yeah. Don't punish the waitress for the shitty system.
  3. 2017-12-03 at 7:58 AM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's not illegal. Just consider it part of the bill. Throw em $2 or something at least. They depend on your tips. If you're at a classy restaurant tho don't feel bad about stiffing em. But a shitty wafflehouse or something? Yeah. Don't punish the waitress for the shitty system.

    well I'm not doing it. no-sirree-bob, I'm NOT going to tip a waitress money.

    *brady bunch scene transition*

    I... I haven't left for america yet.
  4. 2017-12-03 at 7:58 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'll tip guys as long as they're not cucks, but I ain't giving women a dime.
  5. 2017-12-03 at 8:12 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    it's not like you'll be back for them to take some kind of revenge for your perceived slight. Also, remember a very small tip is more insulting than no tip at all.
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  6. 2017-12-03 at 8:51 AM UTC
    #6
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil Also, remember a very small tip is more insulting than no tip at all.

    That's what she said.
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  7. 2017-12-03 at 9:36 AM UTC
    #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter going to america next year, and just remembered tipping. It's not illegal not to tip, right? So why the FUCK would I have to? I'm going on a roadtrip so it's not like I'll be going back to the same restaurant again. What kind of cuck would just give money to some whore waitress when they're not legally obligated to?

    For me personally i tip because ive worked a lot of service industry jobs and know how the struggle can be real.

    Most i ever got tipped was 30 dollars for delivering a pizza to doug Stanhope
  8. 2017-12-03 at 9:43 AM UTC
    #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter going to america next year… I'm going on a roadtrip

    Where are you going?

    Obviously not illegal to not tip but americans look at you like a leper if you don't do it in the US. So mostly it's a social thing. Also you're fucking the people you're not tipping because they get paid sub-minimum and are expected to make it up in tips, not that I imagine you care.
  9. 2017-12-03 at 9:54 AM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Where are you going?

    Obviously not illegal to not tip but americans look at you like a leper if you don't do it in the US. So mostly it's a social thing. Also you're fucking the people you're not tipping because they get paid sub-minimum and are expected to make it up in tips, not that I imagine you care.

    The entire west coast.
  10. 2017-12-03 at 9:59 AM UTC
    #10
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    You, Lan Lan and Malice should meet up for a fuckfest.
  11. 2017-12-03 at 10 AM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby For me personally i tip because ive worked a lot of service industry jobs and know how the struggle can be real.

    Most i ever got tipped was 30 dollars for delivering a pizza to doug Stanhope

    Wow, you met doug stanhope?!?! Can you please smoke meth and post every detail?
  12. 2017-12-03 at 10:01 AM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by D4NG0 You, Lan Lan and Malice should meet up for a fuckfest.

    I asked Malice if he wanted to meet, but he declined. And I don't really know Lanny. Like, I know of him, but we haven't really talked much.
  13. 2017-12-03 at 10:07 AM UTC
    #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    defo should have a gay threeway with malice
  14. 2017-12-03 at 10:28 AM UTC
    #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Nil it's not like you'll be back for them to take some kind of revenge for your perceived slight. Also, remember a very small tip is more insulting than no tip at all.



    Originally posted by Enter Wow, you met doug stanhope?!?! Can you please smoke meth and post every detail?

    Yeah i met him at hotel. And said whats up and he have me a thirty dollar tip. I even gave him a bro handshake.

    Got to see him live too. Hes my favorite comedian

    Also met alex jones at a spa
  15. 2017-12-03 at 10:41 AM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah i met him at hotel. And said whats up and he have me a thirty dollar tip. I even gave him a bro handshake.

    Got to see him live too. Hes my favorite comedian

    Also met alex jones at a spa

    what was alex jones like? damn, I'd love to meet both of those people.

    did you talk to them about anything?
  16. 2017-12-03 at 10:49 AM UTC
    #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter what was alex jones like? damn, I'd love to meet both of those people.

    did you talk to them about anything?

    He was pretty friendly and i just told him i liked his stuff and had watched when i was a kid and told him one of my buddies was on his show. We were in bath robes about to get a massage.

    And i didnt say much Stanhope just that i saw him at antones a venue a year before.
  17. 2017-12-03 at 10:52 AM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    damn I'm jelly. I would've tried to get a selfie of me and alex jones wearing bath robes together, lmao.
  18. 2017-12-03 at 10:55 AM UTC
    #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter damn I'm jelly. I would've tried to get a selfie of me and alex jones wearing bath robes together, lmao.

    Yeah that would of been cool. Our belongings were in lockers tho
  19. 2017-12-03 at 10:56 AM UTC
    #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Have you ever seen the vid of alex jones opening for stanhope? The austin incident? Funny as fuck
  20. 2017-12-03 at 11:05 AM UTC
    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Have you ever seen the vid of alex jones opening for stanhope? The austin incident? Funny as fuck

    nope? didn't know they interacted
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