You have direct communication with god and he commands you to exterminate half of the world's population

1. 2017-11-29 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Fake news
2. 2017-11-29 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   ccc
3. 2017-11-29 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fake doctor
4. 2017-11-29 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Your IQ is below 105
5. 2017-11-29 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wouldn't that include yourself, in this scenario?

   
   No, I was commanded to kill half the population by god himself. I simply decided that if half the population has to go, it should be the ones who think they have the right to dictate how others live.
6. 2017-11-29 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Daily Your IQ is below 105

   
   True, my iq is low, towards the right of the bell mountain
7. 2017-11-30 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman I would only kill religious men so the male to female ratio would be unbalanced and I could have a dozen side chicks.

   
   its sad if you need to physically eliminate the competition in order to have even a handful of side chicks.
8. 2017-11-30 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by jimmy True, my iq is low, towards the right of the bell mountain

   
   Why did you gain so much weight in one year
9. 2017-11-30 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #49
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Daily Why did you gain so much weight in one year

   
   Because he's an unmotivated lazy fuck.
10. 2017-11-30 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Daily People who knowingly swear in front of children

    
    Fuck your kids
11. 2017-11-30 at 4:05 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily Why did you gain so much weight in one year

    
    dummy pills