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What is a Clydesdale?

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    And what does it mean to precum like one?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    From my knowledge the Clydesdale is a type of old-timey dance born in the 1650s and commonly associated with hoedowns and barnyard gatherings. It's lost a degree of popularity over the years but still has a steady band of devout followers.

    To 'precum like the Clydesdale' is likely reference to a peculiar phenomenon in the late 1700s where seemingly random dancers would uncontrollably flail a sped up version of the Clydesdale dance moves prior to the actual dance. The dancers were said to remember doing so but were unable to explain why.

    I found this completely SFW link that looks like it probably addresses this stuff better than I can. I didn't get a chance to visit it quite yet but I'm almost positive barnlove is a musical history website.

    http://www.barnlove.com/movie/22938/hot_horse_flare_007
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ From my knowledge the Clydesdale is a type of old-timey dance born in the 1650s and commonly associated with hoedowns and barnyard gatherings. It's lost a degree of popularity over the years but still has a steady band of devout followers.

    To 'precum like the Clydesdale' is likely reference to a peculiar phenomenon in the late 1700s where seemingly random dancers would uncontrollably flail a sped up version of the Clydesdale dance moves prior to the actual dance. The dancers were said to remember doing so but were unable to explain why.

    I found this completely SFW link that looks like it probably addresses this stuff better than I can. I didn't get a chance to visit it quite yet but I'm almost positive barnlove is a musical history website.

    http://www.barnlove.com/movie/22938/hot_horse_flare_007

    Fawk.
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    sketch af
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think you misheard

    the expression is to 'pre-cum like Clyde' s dad'
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Clyde's dad

    Goes by Chad

    Known to precum

    Just a tad


    By just a tad

    I mean it's bad

    Fucking up

    Your mattress pad
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  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Clyde's Dad™ Brand Clam Chowder

    Extra Thick and Chunky
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Exactly what I thought it was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clydesdale_horse
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Exactly what I thought it was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clydesdale_horse

    Cant fool you
  10. #10
    Funfact: hydro once
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Funfact: hydro once

    I'm glad you stopped when you realised that even though it may be a fact, hearing about it will be the opposite of fun.
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    Edited for mysterious nature

    Post last edited by 霍比特人说中文不好 at 2017-11-24T06:47:59.633444+00:00
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ah yes, with that tantalizing secret posted in the most active thread on the forum, I'd be able to use the animal sex offender registry to locate and sabotage hydro.
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    Its much worse than an animal sex registry depending on your definition of 'worse' and 'animal sex registry'
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Budweiser horse. That's all I know about them.
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    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Funfact: hydro once

    No one is surprised. The fact that she has that as a reference point gave it away.. that's not normal
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    HTS highlight reel
    Not an SG thread.
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's pretty fuckin' spurious
  19. #19
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Lanny And what does it mean to precum like one?

    You want me to show you bb?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Do horses precum? I've watched a lot of bestiality porn and I don't remember horses precumming... of if they did, like... I don't remember it being excessive.
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