What is a Clydesdale?

1. 2017-11-23 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   And what does it mean to precum like one?
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2. 2017-11-23 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   From my knowledge the Clydesdale is a type of old-timey dance born in the 1650s and commonly associated with hoedowns and barnyard gatherings. It's lost a degree of popularity over the years but still has a steady band of devout followers.
   
   To 'precum like the Clydesdale' is likely reference to a peculiar phenomenon in the late 1700s where seemingly random dancers would uncontrollably flail a sped up version of the Clydesdale dance moves prior to the actual dance. The dancers were said to remember doing so but were unable to explain why.
   
   I found this completely SFW link that looks like it probably addresses this stuff better than I can. I didn't get a chance to visit it quite yet but I'm almost positive barnlove is a musical history website.
   
   http://www.barnlove.com/movie/22938/hot_horse_flare_007
3. 2017-11-23 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ From my knowledge the Clydesdale is a type of old-timey dance born in the 1650s and commonly associated with hoedowns and barnyard gatherings. It's lost a degree of popularity over the years but still has a steady band of devout followers.
   
   To 'precum like the Clydesdale' is likely reference to a peculiar phenomenon in the late 1700s where seemingly random dancers would uncontrollably flail a sped up version of the Clydesdale dance moves prior to the actual dance. The dancers were said to remember doing so but were unable to explain why.
   
   I found this completely SFW link that looks like it probably addresses this stuff better than I can. I didn't get a chance to visit it quite yet but I'm almost positive barnlove is a musical history website.
   
   http://www.barnlove.com/movie/22938/hot_horse_flare_007

   
   Fawk.
4. 2017-11-23 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sketch af
5. 2017-11-23 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I think you misheard
   
   the expression is to 'pre-cum like Clyde' s dad'
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6. 2017-11-23 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Clyde's dad
   
   Goes by Chad
   
   Known to precum
   
   Just a tad
   
   
   By just a tad
   
   I mean it's bad
   
   Fucking up
   
   Your mattress pad
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7. 2017-11-23 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Clyde's Dad™ Brand Clam Chowder
   
   Extra Thick and Chunky
8. 2017-11-24 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Exactly what I thought it was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clydesdale_horse
9. 2017-11-24 at 3:15 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Malice Exactly what I thought it was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clydesdale_horse

   
   Cant fool you
10. 2017-11-24 at 6:38 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Funfact: hydro once
11. 2017-11-24 at 6:40 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Funfact: hydro once

    
    I'm glad you stopped when you realised that even though it may be a fact, hearing about it will be the opposite of fun.
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12. 2017-11-24 at 6:45 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Edited for mysterious nature
    
    Post last edited by 霍比特人说中文不好 at 2017-11-24T06:47:59.633444+00:00
13. 2017-11-24 at 6:48 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ah yes, with that tantalizing secret posted in the most active thread on the forum, I'd be able to use the animal sex offender registry to locate and sabotage hydro.
14. 2017-11-24 at 6:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its much worse than an animal sex registry depending on your definition of 'worse' and 'animal sex registry'
15. 2017-11-24 at 7:06 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Budweiser horse. That's all I know about them.
16. 2017-11-24 at 7:08 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Funfact: hydro once

    
    No one is surprised. The fact that she has that as a reference point gave it away.. that's not normal
17. 2017-11-24 at 7:47 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Not an SG thread.
18. 2017-11-24 at 7:51 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's pretty fuckin' spurious
19. 2017-11-24 at 7:54 AM UTC

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    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by Lanny And what does it mean to precum like one?

    
    You want me to show you bb?
20. 2017-11-24 at 8:47 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Do horses precum? I've watched a lot of bestiality porn and I don't remember horses precumming... of if they did, like... I don't remember it being excessive.