I'm joining the marines

1. 2017-11-16 at 6:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now people will respect me
2. 2017-11-16 at 6:27 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   ;(
3. 2017-11-16 at 6:32 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Now people will respect me

   
   or else
4. 2017-11-16 at 6:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fun fact: I read that the US military is going to be short some 80,000 recruits or so. No one wants to join anymore.
5. 2017-11-16 at 7:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "I'm afraid we will have to start the draft again.. and mandatory active duty of 2 years, with 2 years inactive unless you want to go the full 4 with 2. "
   
   that's what will happen soon.
6. 2017-11-16 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   no you aren't you weak lil bitch
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7. 2017-11-16 at 8:21 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 "I'm afraid we will have to start the draft again.. and mandatory active duty of 2 years, with 2 years inactive unless you want to go the full 4 with 2. "
   
   that's what will happen soon.

   
   a better solution would be national services.
   
   mandatory national services.
8. 2017-11-16 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Now people will respect me

   
   No they won't
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 "I'm afraid we will have to start the draft again.. and mandatory active duty of 2 years, with 2 years inactive unless you want to go the full 4 with 2. "
   
   that's what will happen soon.

   
   I keep hearing from certain conspiracy websites that they're planning on starting the draft again but I doubt it
   
   I'm disqualified on mental health grounds
   
   Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-11-16T09:59:40.894945+00:00
9. 2017-11-16 at 10:26 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   don't ask, don't tell
   
   
   
   .
10. 2017-11-16 at 10:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't ask, don't tell
    
    
    
    .

    
    Sure to be an arduous challenge for OP
11. 2017-11-16 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't ask, don't tell

    
    *shows*
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12. 2017-11-17 at 2:16 AM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dargo Fun fact: I read that the US military is going to be short some 80,000 recruits or so. No one wants to join anymore.

    
    Seems like everyone wanted to join to go fight an easy fight like terrorist groups that have little power compared to the US military. Basically target practice.
    
    But now that war with a real military like Russia/N.K. could happen, people are not.
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    • aldra
13. 2017-11-17 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by SBTlauien Seems like everyone wanted to join to go fight an easy fight like terrorist groups that have little power compared to the US military. Basically target practice.
    
    But now that war with a real military like Russia/N.K. could happen, people are not.

    
    That's a part of it, but I think the bigger component is that people are finding it harder to take pride in military service - sure, it demonstrates personal resilience and commitment, but there's a point where even the most 'patriotic' have to realise that messing with brown people for decades because 'there are terrorists there' has little to do with protecting their families back home, especially when it's become so glaringly obvious that those same terrorists they fight are often being supported by other arms of their own government
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14. 2017-11-17 at 2:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I keep hearing from certain conspiracy websites that they're planning on starting the draft again but I doubt it

    
    considering the personality traits of the current generation of sloppy snoflakes...thats not gonna happen.
15. 2017-11-17 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Now people will respect me

    
    proof or it didnt happen
    
    and. no one respects the marines. they make fun of them.
16. 2017-11-17 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You will never be tort
17. 2017-11-17 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    They tend to frown upon autistic applicants.
18. 2017-11-17 at 4:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Let's throw him off the golden gate bridge
19. 2017-11-17 at 6:08 AM UTC

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    Drayne Yung Blood
    Bet youll get PDQd for having flat feet
20. 2017-11-17 at 7:27 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Pop a sand person for me lad