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  1. #41
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop He also sells crack to kids so…

    "Hood Preacha" Good name for a rapper.
  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Roses are red
    Violets are cheaper
    If i photograph your kids
    Please don't call me a creeper.
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  3. #43
    Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
    Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
    And when the little boy did scream
    That poor toy was filled with cream

    "To the next!" The pedo said.
    "Time to make a young girl red!"
    He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
    Pound her ass to smithereens

    "Fuck your biologic clock"
    "Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
    "Cause if you are under eighteen"
    "I will dick you to your spleen"
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  4. #44
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
    Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
    And when the little boy did scream
    That poor toy was filled with cream

    "To the next!" The pedo said.
    "Time to make a young girl red!"
    He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
    Pound her ass to smithereens

    "Fuck your biologic clock"
    "Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
    "Cause if you are under eighteen"
    "I will dick you to your spleen"

    d-
    [for attendance]
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  5. #45
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Eh it wasn't that bad. "Ode to Sophie" Does have a nice ring to it, but lose the homosex.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Sophie lose the homosex.

    no
  7. #47
    bling bling Dark Matter
    oh
  8. #48
    RestStop Space Nigga



    First hand. Yeah come get it from the first hand,
    Your bitch wanna fuck because I'm the man and see
    saw all my bands.

    Yeah I got racks on racks, like a Benjamin Franklin
    attack. Speaking of attack, I pull twin glocks and pull
    the triggers faster than an addict on crack.
    I stay tweaked in the trap, tweaked in the trap.
    All you other MC's just stop, your shit is wack.
  9. #49
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
    Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
    And when the little boy did scream
    That poor toy was filled with cream

    "To the next!" The pedo said.
    "Time to make a young girl red!"
    He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
    Pound her ass to smithereens

    "Fuck your biologic clock"
    "Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
    "Cause if you are under eighteen"
    "I will dick you to your spleen"

    Thought this nigga went hard fam.
  10. #50
  11. #51
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
    Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
    And when the little boy did scream
    That poor toy was filled with cream

    "To the next!" The pedo said.
    "Time to make a young girl red!"
    He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
    Pound her ass to smithereens

    "Fuck your biologic clock"
    "Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
    "Cause if you are under eighteen"
    "I will dick you to your spleen"

    Lol you're so fucked up
  12. #52
    Yee, I have one:

    mmmmmmmQuestions

    His companion a cat, small and sweet,
    With dainty white tips decorating her feet.

    Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
    Except for when his mother calls on the phone.

    Like his faith, his father is dead,
    And often he struggles to get out of bed.

    He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
    And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.

    We see him now, preparing to post,
    Deciding which thread he likes the most.

    Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
    It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.

    Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
    And hands a 20 to the man at the door.

    His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
    Despite there being some pounds he should lose.

    Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
    Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.

    Hours pass, and activity slows,
    As his mood begins to sink to new lows.

    Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
    Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.

    Early the next morning, a call is placed,
    And to his house the paramedics all raced.

    They find him there, cold and still,
    His final note left on the window sill.

    And that is that, the last of mmQ,
    A miserable soul through and through.
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This thread is gay
    And so are you
  14. #54
    Jack is nimble
    Jack is quick
    Jack sits on a big fat dick
  15. #55
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Yee, I have one:

    mmmmmmmQuestions

    His companion a cat, small and sweet,
    With dainty white tips decorating her feet.

    Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
    Except for when his mother calls on the phone.

    Like his faith, his father is dead,
    And often he struggles to get out of bed.

    He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
    And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.

    We see him now, preparing to post,
    Deciding which thread he likes the most.

    Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
    It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.

    Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
    And hands a 20 to the man at the door.

    His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
    Despite there being some pounds he should lose.

    Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
    Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.

    Hours pass, and activity slows,
    As his mood begins to sink to new lows.

    Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
    Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.

    Early the next morning, a call is placed,
    And to his house the paramedics all raced.

    They find him there, cold and still,
    His final note left on the window sill.

    And that is that, the last of mmQ,
    A miserable soul through and through.

    That was actually pretty damn decent.
  16. #56
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Dargo Yee, I have one:

    mmmmmmmQuestions

    His companion a cat, small and sweet,
    With dainty white tips decorating her feet.

    Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
    Except for when his mother calls on the phone.

    Like his faith, his father is dead,
    And often he struggles to get out of bed.

    He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
    And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.

    We see him now, preparing to post,
    Deciding which thread he likes the most.

    Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
    It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.

    Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
    And hands a 20 to the man at the door.

    His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
    Despite there being some pounds he should lose.

    Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
    Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.

    Hours pass, and activity slows,
    As his mood begins to sink to new lows.

    Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
    Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.

    Early the next morning, a call is placed,
    And to his house the paramedics all raced.

    They find him there, cold and still,
    His final note left on the window sill.

    And that is that, the last of mmQ,
    A miserable soul through and through.

    You left out all the good stuff. :(

    But not badly put together. Hints of accuracy but mostly sensationalism and disdain likely stemming from being personally offended by my casual mockery of Christianity, but you'll get over that :)

    Dargo

    Soviet Russia born and raised
    Saw America, became amazed

    Chose to move across the sea
    An expert in psychology

    Just like me he lives alone
    But didn't have a friend to phone

    And with no friends and with no pets
    He had to make a decision yet

    It didn't take long, he jumped with joy
    Got himself a little boy

    Our Christian pyschologist, Russian born
    Adopting kids (but not for porn!)

    That's mostly all there is to know
    Aside from that he's same as most

    Had funny posts for quite a while
    Now Bill Krozby bashing is his style

    But despite his harsh words on this site
    He's a true and honest man of Christ
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  17. #57
    Holy fuck
  18. #58
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    hi, i'm, my name is Bate,
    and i'm here to masturbate,
    to stroke my penis erect,
    until it and i finally ejaculate.

    for i'm thy master, master bate,
    for what i did, doing & will perpetually do is masturbate.
  19. #59
    Grimace African Astronaut [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I looked to the sky and cried.
    Weeping and gnashing of teeth.
    This is my eternal punishment.
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  20. #60
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Some people just can't rhyme, and while that's fine i think it provides an opportunity to shine and maybe have a good time. To show off your skills with language, make a quip, niggas tell me i'm savage. But i am quite civilized, not unreasonably prized, let me take you on a ride through silly syllables and grammar tricks; whimsical. It's physical don't take my post as inimical. I'm pretty good at this chances are favorable my success is obtainable and my victory unassailable. Well if this were a contest, of course in this context i jest. But when you jest with the best you lose like the rest.
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