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How do you guys shave?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    How do you get the perfect shave? I just shaved and I first washed my face with neutrongeena, then when i got out of the shower I didn't towel my face of but I put lotion on my face and let it soak in then I put on barbasol with alovera then i grabbed a saftey razor and then shaved.
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I think you just leveled up.
  3. #3
    With an electric razor. If I use a cheapo I just use water because I'm not a pussy.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just use a trimmers to stay trim lately. I haven't used a razor in probably 3-4 months.

    Just do it over my bathroom sink then wipe it out and hop right in the shower. No lotions or creams necessary.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wtf 'a trimmers'?

    Shame on me.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wtf 'Just do it over my bathroom sink then wipe it out and hop right in the shower. No lotions or creams necessary.'

    Yeah that really sounds like shaving, MQ.

    FUCKING double shame on me.
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i do it dry.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    the only thing I trim is my ass ball sack
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    recklessly

    splash some water on, run razor back and forth a bit
  10. #10
    with the grain to thin it out, then against gently.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra recklessly

    splash some water on, run razor back and forth a bit

    I used to do that put with barbosol but i hated slicing up my face so I take my time.

    I use this

    1.39 and I've had it for over a year, but then I only shave once a month
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I've literally used shaving cream 10 times in my life and 9 of those were just playing with some in the shower when I was a little boy.

    Plus the whole process seems arduous, when I can simply shave in the shower after my pores are nice and opened up for eazy peaziness. Anything I miss I can just check in teh mirror when I get out!

    Hurrrayy!!
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    weeeeeel I didn't know so many gonts these days just shave like you guys... I guess I've just made it a habit to do it this way.
  14. #14
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ ….in the shower after my pores are nice and opened up…

    gay. sounds like something that only girls would know what that is.

    i've never herd of pores whatsoever in my 36years of life.
  15. #15
    Tommy Lund Yung Blood
    I use an electric one. Can`t be assed to use a razor.
  16. #16
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby How do you get the perfect shave? I just shaved and I first washed my face with neutrongeena, then when i got out of the shower I didn't towel my face of but I put lotion on my face and let it soak in then I put on barbasol with alovera then i grabbed a saftey razor and then shaved.

    sorry are you gay? only just there you sounded really gay.



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  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry are you gay? only just there you sounded really gay.



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    sorry are you a dumbass? I know you were in the pokie for a while and didn't have access to much to shave but I just don't like having my face irritated, nothing gay about that.
  18. #18
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    guys, just make it easy on yourselves





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  19. #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry are you a dumbass? I know you were in the pokie for a while and didn't have access to much to shave but I just don't like having my face irritated, nothing gay about that.

    have you any idea how fucking gay that sounds?



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  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist have you any idea how fucking gay that sounds?



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    No I don't. Please explain to me how its gay, since you're apparently well versed on the topic..
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