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Thinking about getting a service animal

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  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fatty

    the ultimate fap material.

    an uber-bottom bitch of dubious gender, being dragged away by two hulking cops, one of which is a nigger, squelching in utter agony and defeat, to points unknown to have its orifices ravaged into oblivion.
  3. #23
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'd trained my father's mastiff for service work.

    i was reading that as mast stiff ...
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i was reading that as mast stiff …

    its short-hand for 'massive stiffy'
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock its short-hand for 'massive stiffy'

    isnt mast something like a long pole ???
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader isnt mast something like a long pole ???

    it certainly is
  7. #27
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually you do need to have your animal "certified" by federal law… fake service dogs are a federal offense….
    smh….


    There's no standard, or required certification that they need, by federal law. Now, there are tons of people/organizations who cash in on certifications though. A service animal is one which assists a person with a medical disability. There are dogs whom can tell when someone is going to have a seizure, or diabetics and low blood glucose, or as your purpose, to assist with a psychiatric disability. Most people think of mobility service dogs, such as with the blind, or like my father who had mobility issues due to injuries, but a service animal is a service animal if it assists with a disability.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by infinityshock it certainly is

    I think mast refers to the whole structure, sail and all, not just the pole.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think mast refers to the whole structure, sail and all, not just the pole.

    irregardless ... the message is clear :

    hydro trained her father's mast stiff .... for service work.
  10. #30
    They give service dogs out for mental retardation now?
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There's no standard, or required certification that they need, by federal law. Now, there are tons of people/organizations who cash in on certifications though. A service animal is one which assists a person with a medical disability. There are dogs whom can tell when someone is going to have a seizure, or diabetics and low blood glucose, or as your purpose, to assist with a psychiatric disability. Most people think of mobility service dogs, such as with the blind, or like my father who had mobility issues due to injuries, but a service animal is a service animal if it assists with a disability.

    You really don't know what you're talking about.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader irregardless … the message is clear :

    double negative.

    your statement translates to 'wholly relevant to the situation'
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You really don't know what you're talking about.

    https://www.ada.gov/regs2010/service_animal_qa.html

    Q5. Does the ADA require service animals to be professionally trained?

    A. No. People with disabilities have the right to train the dog themselves and are not required to use a professional service dog training program.
  14. #34
    Also

    When it is not obvious what service an animal provides, only limited inquiries are allowed. Staff may ask two questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability, and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform. Staff cannot ask about the person’s disability, require medical documentation, require a special identification card or training documentation for the dog, or ask that the dog demonstrate its ability to perform the work or task.

    https://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.htm
  15. #35
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock double negative.

    your statement translates to 'wholly relevant to the situation'

    i know but dick, my dicktionary, told me that its ok.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i know but dick, my dicktionary, told me that its ok.

    it lied to you
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Big dogs will attack smaller dogs of the same gender pretty quickly. I remember my German Shepherd attacking my little terrier one time, grabbing her by the throat, shaking her around the way dogs do, and bleeding her pretty badly. Amazingly she survived, but lesson learned. And pitbulls are way more violent than German Shepherds.

    As friendly as they may be, I don't trust bull-terrier type breeds, and I would certainly never live with a pitbull, but there is no point in me telling you to get rid of it, but if you do get another dog make sure it's of the opposite gender to this.
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Big dogs will attack smaller dogs of the same gender pretty quickly. I remember my German Shepherd attacking my little terrier one time, grabbing her by the throat, shaking her around the way dogs do, and bleeding her pretty badly. Amazingly she survived, but lesson learned. And pitbulls are way more violent than German Shepherds.

    As friendly as they may be, I don't trust bull-terrier type breeds, and I would certainly never live with a pitbull, but there is no point in me telling you to get rid of it, but if you do get another dog make sure it's of the opposite gender to this.

    I completely agree with you. This is my gfs dog and she doesnt see it that way but shes also a dumbass that wears sweats with words on the butt and dyes her hair
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the ultimate fap material.

    an uber-bottom bitch of dubious gender, being dragged away by two hulking cops, one of which is a nigger, squelching in utter agony and defeat, to points unknown to have its orifices ravaged into oblivion.

    didn't read
  20. #40
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Big dogs will attack smaller dogs of the same gender pretty quickly. I remember my German Shepherd attacking my little terrier one time, grabbing her by the throat, shaking her around the way dogs do, and bleeding her pretty badly. Amazingly she survived, but lesson learned. And pitbulls are way more violent than German Shepherds.

    As friendly as they may be, I don't trust bull-terrier type breeds, and I would certainly never live with a pitbull, but there is no point in me telling you to get rid of it, but if you do get another dog make sure it's of the opposite gender to this.

    BEAT YOUR DOGS
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