having to take a shit immediately upon waking

1. 2017-10-17 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic For some reason my body has been doing this lately and it's fucking annoying. I don't want to have to shit right after I get out of bed. Let me get some fucking coffee and eat breakfast and check the internet first. god damn

   
   Do it. you hold it in you will get more constipated. you're teaching your bowells to hold onto it.. as if you're in a dire situation?
   
   it's best to shit the moment you urge.. hang time a bit until you see if the urge goes up and fire away. you clean out yourself, feel more energy and then go wash up and grub.
   
   take fiber supplements and eat apple slicing before bedtime. it's a good clean.
   
   I usually fart a lot. but not enough urge to shit. it's more annoying not to be able to shit with a tiny urge to do so. false alarms on the toilet seat. so drink your fiber before bedtime
   
   fire away at optimal will.
2. 2017-10-17 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I SAID DO IT, MOFO!
   
   
   I need caffein.
3. 2017-10-17 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

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4. 2017-10-17 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im drinking some caffeine right now, also from your post i can't even really tell what it is that you want me to do
5. 2017-10-17 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by greenplastic im drinking some caffeine right now, also from your post i can't even really tell what it is that you want me to do

   
   Yell inot his ass