my bank is so fuckin gay

1. 2017-10-13 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, well, in my day we had warring cavemen tribes who wanted to stick their cavemen dicks in you and then eat you afterward that night, while they sat around the campfire gnawing the sinew left on your bones, and then put parts of your spine in their noses.

   
   yea, well, in my day the single-celled organisms slithering around in the primordial soup didn't have dicks and they spent their entire time in a bumper-car-esque rampage of ramming into each other like dogs in heat trying to dry hump some ones leg.
2. 2017-10-13 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #22
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   You're both old and will die soon.
3. 2017-10-13 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're both old and will die soon.

   
   You're not scary at all.
4. 2017-10-14 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #24
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   deposit 1 billion butt dollarz into the deposit machine