Just kicked out my girlfriend

1. 2017-10-13 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #41
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   She may make an attempt on your life, such as fast-acting poison, or a brick from an upper window.
2. 2017-10-13 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man you sound like a fucking bitch. Who the fuck doesn't have any house rules? Can I come over and shit in your sink?

   
   of course you can't. that's just common respect and decency tho, its one of many things that just goes without saying so you wouldn't even need to put it on your list of rules that you prolly got posted on your fridge, lol. plus the fact that you'd feel the wrong end of my bat for doing it.
   
   also: you mad
   
   
   
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3. 2017-10-13 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man you sound like a fucking bitch. Who the fuck doesn't have any house rules? Can I come over and shit in your sink?
   
   Never mind, I don't even know why I'm replying to you when literally all you do is be an incredibly shit troll in public posts, then PM me acting all nice and shit. Be real, my dude.

   
   also: didn't read(which is literally the shittiest troll post ever)
   
   
   
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4. 2017-10-13 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist also: you mad

   
   Hey. You're that dude that gouges out kids eyeballs with box cutters, aren't you?
5. 2017-10-13 at 2 PM UTC

   #45
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey. You're that dude that gouges out kids eyeballs with box cutters, aren't you?

   
   that's me yeah. you got any kids who's eyes you need gouging out? twenty five dollar?
   
   
   
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6. 2017-10-13 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #46
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   for an extra five bucks i'll feed the eyeballs to sploo. he has an iq of 170 you know.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-10-13 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon The problem is that if I buy two pizzas, in a week she'll eat 1.8 pizzas.
   
   And I'd kind of say she ended the relationship, I just formalized it. She's still be sitting here if she didn't double down and believe she was in the right (and that is fucking literally insane)

   
   still no pics of fake gf.
8. 2017-10-13 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   ^ That true, eh? There may not even really be a new girlfriend. He may just be taking us all for a ride and still has the old one.
9. 2017-10-13 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #49
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by NARCassist that's me yeah. you got any kids who's eyes you need gouging out? twenty five dollar?
   
   
   
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   Damn not a bad deal fam. Let me know if you have any plans to visit the states specifically the east coast.
10. 2017-10-13 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ That true, eh? There may not even really be a new girlfriend. He may just be taking us all for a ride and still has the old one.

    
    the only thing he has for a girlfriend is the chick he talks to and cybers with online but who is actually a fat greasy nigerian with a manti-teo complex
11. 2017-10-13 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    WHo's gonna use ur strap on now?
12. 2017-10-13 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You guys are fucking stupid. She had a sock fetish.
13. 2017-10-13 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #53
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man you sound like a fucking bitch. Who the fuck doesn't have any house rules? Can I come over and shit in your sink?
    
    Never mind, I don't even know why I'm replying to you when literally all you do is be an incredibly shit troll in public posts, then PM me acting all nice and shit. Be real, my dude.

    
    Lol Bill Krozby does the same shit to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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14. 2017-10-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FUCK BISHES GET FISHES
    
    
    
    Blub Blub enjoying his new tank, with a little oasis under it.
15. 2017-10-13 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I went light on the decor because I want to slowly introduce more shit progressively.
16. 2017-10-13 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Purple socks are obviously the best
    
    Also good fish nigga
17. 2017-10-13 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 Purple socks are obviously the best
    
    Also good fish nigga

    
    He is the chillest mofo on the planet
18. 2017-10-13 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #58
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Purple socks = Purple footballs. She a Xannie freak.
19. 2017-10-13 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
20. 2017-10-13 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Blub Blub enjoying his new plant
    
    
    
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