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1. 2017-10-11 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   LSD how good is your Spanish?
2. 2017-10-11 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery cacapoopoopeepee

   
   Yarble yarble
3. 2017-10-11 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #43
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Not very good at all. I've had my dad's girlfriend's family tell me my accent is good when saying things in Spanish, but I only know very little where I can't even have a basic conversation. I even took Spanish classes for like three years, but one or two of those was in middle school, but we only really learned common phrases like asking someone's name and matching tenses and singular/plural type stuff. Es/eres type shit. I still know more than a lot of people, since my abuela and abuelo never spoke very good English, but it's mostly names for food since my abuela was always feeding me. And some common phrases. Ay que lindo! When I'm around people speaking Spanish, I'm lucky to understand like a word a sentence, usually not even that. Kinda sucks, since it's my dad's first language, but he never really spoke it to me when I was little.
4. 2017-10-11 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #44
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Is there a Spanish word for neckbeard?
5. 2017-10-11 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Is there a Spanish word for neckbeard?

   
   You can use barbaroso which is basically just 'really beardy' and mostly used when somebody's beard is unkempt.
   
   
   It has the added bonus of sounding like a pirate name.
6. 2017-10-11 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Not very good at all. I've had my dad's girlfriend's family tell me my accent is good when saying things in Spanish, but I only know very little where I can't even have a basic conversation. I even took Spanish classes for like three years, but one or two of those was in middle school, but we only really learned common phrases like asking someone's name and matching tenses and singular/plural type stuff. Es/eres type shit. I still know more than a lot of people, since my abuela and abuelo never spoke very good English, but it's mostly names for food since my abuela was always feeding me. And some common phrases. Ay que lindo! When I'm around people speaking Spanish, I'm lucky to understand like a word a sentence, usually not even that. Kinda sucks, since it's my dad's first language, but he never really spoke it to me when I was little.

   
   Damn that does suck. Spanish is my first language. I spoke it exclusively until I was about three/four when my parents decided I couldn't just know Spanish when I went to school. They both have perfect English, so it wasn't hard. My spoken is out of practice though since I have a lot of family who will speak Spanish to me and then understand my English. The only time I ever really speak Spanish is in Mexico. I start thinking in Spanish if I stay more than a few days. It's kind of weird.
7. 2017-10-11 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   §m£ÂgØL what do your parents think about hydro? What did you even explain to them?
8. 2017-10-11 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #48
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by RisiR † Is there a Spanish word for neckbeard?

   
   barbarosso hellaciado.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †, 
   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-10-11 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I love the Spanish language
10. 2017-10-11 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash §m£ÂgØL what do your parents think about hydro? What did you even explain to them?

    
    Well, they didn't think much until she called 911 saying that I was going to kill my mother or something because I stopped talking to her. After that they knew she was batshit. I've never laid a finger on my mom except to hug her.
11. 2017-10-11 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I love the Spanish language

    
    I'm trying to learn some through Michel Thomas Spanish and Memrise
12. 2017-10-11 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We should have a foreign language section.
13. 2017-10-11 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #53
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Well, they didn't think much until she called 911 saying that I was going to kill my mother or something because I stopped talking to her. After that they knew she was batshit. I've never laid a finger on my mom except to hug her.

    
    you should beat your mother. Beat her fucking ass.
14. 2017-10-11 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #54
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ola captain faggoto
    
    
    
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15. 2017-10-11 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #55
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Well, they didn't think much until she called 911 saying that I was going to kill my mother or something because I stopped talking to her. After that they knew she was batshit. I've never laid a finger on my mom except to hug her.

    
    you finger your mother when you hug her?
16. 2017-10-12 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra you finger your mother when you hug her?

    
    Just the tip
17. 2017-10-12 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash now it's just social lubrication

    
    you dont get lubrication. not unless the bodily fluids from your torn orifices do the job.
18. 2017-10-12 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #58
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Just the tip

    
    i tell her the same thing as she chokes on my dick from anal sex.
19. 2017-10-12 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #59
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Damn that does suck. Spanish is my first language. I spoke it exclusively until I was about three/four when my parents decided I couldn't just know Spanish when I went to school. They both have perfect English, so it wasn't hard. My spoken is out of practice though since I have a lot of family who will speak Spanish to me and then understand my English. The only time I ever really speak Spanish is in Mexico. I start thinking in Spanish if I stay more than a few days. It's kind of weird.

    
    jesus christ...youre a beaner.
20. 2017-10-13 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, and I speak four languages bitch. How many do you speak, just the one?