2017-10-12 at 1:59 AM UTC
We're allowed to have dogs and at least 5 or 6 people do, including this fucko, but hers is the only one that INCESSANTLY barks at anyone within about 50 feet of him.
Of course she walks him about ten times a day and always just around the fucking complex, in circles, so plenty often when I'm taking garbage out or going to work or whatever it might be, there she is with her cringe-hound.
What pisses me off the most is that each and every time she will almost verbatim repeat the same things to him a few seconds after he starts, what essentially boils down to "No!"...*Bark! BarkBark!.."stop it!"..*BarkBarkBark Bark BarkBARK!*.."No!"..BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!
He doesn't even hesitate when she's yelling these command at him, and I want to strangle Her because the dog obviously doesn't know any better. Clearly she needs to take him to obedience school or learn to swat his ass when he does it.
Jesus FUCK. Is it my place to say something to her?
2017-10-12 at 2:02 AM UTC
mail her an annonymous letter
"stop walking your dog ________etc "
Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-10-12T02:05:48.468406+00:00
2017-10-12 at 2:06 AM UTC
Not a bad idea. Just slide it under her door, I'll write it ransom style with magazine letter cutouts, something to the effect of
IF DON'T LEARN TO SHUT YOUR DOG UP IM GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND SLIT BOTH YOUR THROATS. ONLY WARNING.
THANK YOU
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2017-10-12 at 2:12 AM UTC
Take a piece of 9x12 computer printer paper and if necessary purchase a box of basic color crayons. Draw a picture of her dog barking with a "bark bark bark" pop up sound bubble coming out of it's mouth. Next draw an equal sign pointing to the dogs head sliced clean off and bleeding profusely. Sign it "Capish? Love, your neighbor :)" Slide THIS underneath her door. I think she will get the hint.
2017-10-12 at 2:16 AM UTC
wow that is some shitty advice you been getting.
next time her dog is barking you should strip down naked except your socks and charge at the dog. it will either accept that its ur teritory and run away from home or it will try and check you - then u gotta shake it and growl
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2017-10-12 at 7:23 AM UTC
also sounds like the dog is thinking she's telling him to bark, lol dogs are stupid.
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2017-10-12 at 8:08 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Dog-nap and then eat the animal, to get rid of the evidence.
You're welcome.
2017-10-12 at 8:13 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Its all about the fucking bitch mane
2017-10-12 at 4:36 PM UTC
have u ever built and designed ur own weapon???
2017-10-12 at 6:41 PM UTC
Tie your neighbor lady up in her apartment. Then kill Fido in front of her. Cut off it's head and hold it up to her face. While you're doing that. Yell at the top of your lungs: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO YOU STUPID BITCH. When she sobbingly mutters out an "I'm sorry" hit her in the face and say "FUCK YOU". Throw some of Fido's organs at her for good measure after which you should probably strangle her, slowly, very slowly.
2017-10-12 at 6:43 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
No but seriously you should just talk to her with some tact face to face. Don't do the letter thing, thats just kinda creepy and passive aggressive.
Luckily the dogs at my complex are pretty trained and well behaved, but there was one dog, a korgi that my neighbor was taking down the stairs from the third floor and every step he would take down the stairs he would let out a turd link, it wasn't his fault he needed to poop really bad.
it was pretty gross but still kinda funny/cute
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-10-12T18:46:21.325122+00:00
2017-10-12 at 8:49 PM UTC
my dog understand when i say
get here now u cunt
