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This stupid bitch in my apt complex

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We're allowed to have dogs and at least 5 or 6 people do, including this fucko, but hers is the only one that INCESSANTLY barks at anyone within about 50 feet of him.

    Of course she walks him about ten times a day and always just around the fucking complex, in circles, so plenty often when I'm taking garbage out or going to work or whatever it might be, there she is with her cringe-hound.

    What pisses me off the most is that each and every time she will almost verbatim repeat the same things to him a few seconds after he starts, what essentially boils down to "No!"...*Bark! BarkBark!.."stop it!"..*BarkBarkBark Bark BarkBARK!*.."No!"..BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!

    He doesn't even hesitate when she's yelling these command at him, and I want to strangle Her because the dog obviously doesn't know any better. Clearly she needs to take him to obedience school or learn to swat his ass when he does it.

    Jesus FUCK. Is it my place to say something to her?
  2. #2
    mail her an annonymous letter

    "stop walking your dog ________etc "

    Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-10-12T02:05:48.468406+00:00
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not a bad idea. Just slide it under her door, I'll write it ransom style with magazine letter cutouts, something to the effect of

    IF DON'T LEARN TO SHUT YOUR DOG UP IM GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND SLIT BOTH YOUR THROATS. ONLY WARNING.

    THANK YOU
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  4. #4
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Take a piece of 9x12 computer printer paper and if necessary purchase a box of basic color crayons. Draw a picture of her dog barking with a "bark bark bark" pop up sound bubble coming out of it's mouth. Next draw an equal sign pointing to the dogs head sliced clean off and bleeding profusely. Sign it "Capish? Love, your neighbor :)" Slide THIS underneath her door. I think she will get the hint.
  5. #5
    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    wow that is some shitty advice you been getting.

    next time her dog is barking you should strip down naked except your socks and charge at the dog. it will either accept that its ur teritory and run away from home or it will try and check you - then u gotta shake it and growl
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  6. #6
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Not a bad idea. Just slide it under her door, I'll write it ransom style with magazine letter cutouts, something to the effect of

    IF DON'T LEARN TO SHUT YOUR DOG UP IM GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND SLIT BOTH YOUR THROATS. ONLY WARNING.

    THANK YOU

    use a stencil. magazine cut outs are for amateurs.



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  7. #7
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also sounds like the dog is thinking she's telling him to bark, lol dogs are stupid.



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  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dog-nap and then eat the animal, to get rid of the evidence.

    You're welcome.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Its all about the fucking bitch mane
  10. #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    have u ever built and designed ur own weapon???
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Tie your neighbor lady up in her apartment. Then kill Fido in front of her. Cut off it's head and hold it up to her face. While you're doing that. Yell at the top of your lungs: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO YOU STUPID BITCH. When she sobbingly mutters out an "I'm sorry" hit her in the face and say "FUCK YOU". Throw some of Fido's organs at her for good measure after which you should probably strangle her, slowly, very slowly.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Better do a rape
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    No but seriously you should just talk to her with some tact face to face. Don't do the letter thing, thats just kinda creepy and passive aggressive.

    Luckily the dogs at my complex are pretty trained and well behaved, but there was one dog, a korgi that my neighbor was taking down the stairs from the third floor and every step he would take down the stairs he would let out a turd link, it wasn't his fault he needed to poop really bad.

    it was pretty gross but still kinda funny/cute

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-10-12T18:46:21.325122+00:00
  14. #14
    Originally posted by mmQ We're allowed to have dogs and at least 5 or 6 people do, including this fucko, but hers is the only one that INCESSANTLY barks at anyone within about 50 feet of him.

    Of course she walks him about ten times a day and always just around the fucking complex, in circles, so plenty often when I'm taking garbage out or going to work or whatever it might be, there she is with her cringe-hound.

    What pisses me off the most is that each and every time she will almost verbatim repeat the same things to him a few seconds after he starts, what essentially boils down to "No!"…*Bark! BarkBark!.."stop it!"..*BarkBarkBark Bark BarkBARK!*.."No!"..BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!

    He doesn't even hesitate when she's yelling these command at him, and I want to strangle Her because the dog obviously doesn't know any better. Clearly she needs to take him to obedience school or learn to swat his ass when he does it.

    Jesus FUCK. Is it my place to say something to her?

    When you yell at a dog they think you're barking. Yelling "NO" doesn't do anything if they don't know what "No" means. What's worse is people who yell their dogs name at their dog then wonder why the dog doesn't come when called.
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus FUCK. Is it my place to say something to her?

    teach her by teaching by example.

    when her dog barks, you slap her face. then she will know that when her dog barks, shes suppose to slap its face.

    when dog barks and get slapped in the face, it learns to stop barking.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 When you yell at a dog they think you're barking. Yelling "NO" doesn't do anything if they don't know what "No" means. What's worse is people who yell their dogs name at their dog then wonder why the dog doesn't come when called.

    my cat understands "no" and "get down"

  17. #17
    bling bling Dark Matter
    my dog understand when i say

    get here now u cunt
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by bling bling my dog understand when i say

    get here now u cunt

    Meany.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ We're allowed to have dogs and at least 5 or 6 people do, including this fucko, but hers is the only one that INCESSANTLY barks at anyone within about 50 feet of him.

    Of course she walks him about ten times a day and always just around the fucking complex, in circles, so plenty often when I'm taking garbage out or going to work or whatever it might be, there she is with her cringe-hound.

    What pisses me off the most is that each and every time she will almost verbatim repeat the same things to him a few seconds after he starts, what essentially boils down to "No!"…*Bark! BarkBark!.."stop it!"..*BarkBarkBark Bark BarkBARK!*.."No!"..BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!

    He doesn't even hesitate when she's yelling these command at him, and I want to strangle Her because the dog obviously doesn't know any better. Clearly she needs to take him to obedience school or learn to swat his ass when he does it.

    Jesus FUCK. Is it my place to say something to her?

    youre such a bottom bitch.

    its a fucking flea-riddled ankle-biting canine-rat...ignore it like a normal grownup would instead of letting it light your tampon string.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader teach her by teaching by example.

    when her dog barks, you slap her face. then she will know that when her dog barks, shes suppose to slap its face.

    when dog barks and get slapped in the face, it learns to stop barking.

    as an alternate...that faggot can flagellate himself in front of both her and the canine-rat and post what their response is.
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