How do you guys nut?

1. 2017-10-11 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Personally, I got tired of projectile cum so I started putting a shirt around my dick when I'm about to cum. I think it takes way from the actual organ but atleast it's an easy cleanup.
   
   Before that, I would put my other hand over the top of my knob, or holding the orgasm in, which I don't think is healthy
2. 2017-10-11 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   First of all, No you fucking faggot.
   
   Secondly, you can hold an orgasm in? Ugh. What?
3. 2017-10-11 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #3
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   regrettedly
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4. 2017-10-11 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter

   Originally posted by RisiR † First of all, No you fucking faggot.
   
   Secondly, you can hold an orgasm in? Ugh. What?

   
   if u press realy hard on ur goosh spot u can stop the spunkes coming out but its dangerous u can die yes
5. 2017-10-11 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Personally, I got tired of projectile cum

   
   Same as us all
   
   

   so I started putting a shirt around my dick when I'm about to cum. I think it takes way from the actual organ but at least it's an easy cleanup.

   At least modern washing up liquid unironically absorbs proteinaceous stains in fabric.
6. 2017-10-11 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Why do you spend so much time masturbating and thinking about masturbation? Get a job.
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7. 2017-10-11 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Personally, I got tired of projectile cum so I started putting a shirt around my dick when I'm about to cum. I think it takes way from the actual organ but atleast it's an easy cleanup.
   
   Before that, I would put my other hand over the top of my knob, or holding the orgasm in, which I don't think is healthy

   
   you should talk to your mother about that. she does a really good job of keeping stray jizz from escaping past her lips...and i dont even have to pull too hard on her handlebars...i mean ears.
8. 2017-10-11 at 10:43 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I put my jizz in vaginas. My ex gf who is a member on this website, the last time I saw her she came over around the time that I lost my night job so I was pretty tired and I lazily fucked her on my side and went back to sleep, she got really pissed off and started ranting about how other guys clean their jizz out of her (sounds pretty cucky) it was like lol whut? just kind of a weird thing to say
9. 2017-10-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #9
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by RisiR † First of all, No you fucking faggot.
   
   Secondly, you can hold an orgasm in? Ugh. What?

   
   like put your penis to palm, or kinking it
10. 2017-10-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why do you spend so much time masturbating and thinking about masturbation? Get a job.

    
    No.
11. 2017-10-11 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #11
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Usually inside meth hookers.
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12. 2017-10-11 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RestStop Usually inside meth hookers.

    
    
13. 2017-10-11 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #13
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash No.

    
    Why not?
14. 2017-10-11 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #14
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^LOL
    
    Post last edited by RestStop at 2017-10-11T23:12:53.980464+00:00
15. 2017-10-11 at 11:10 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why not?

    
    I dun have to
16. 2017-10-11 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #16
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^LOL...video sums up my days sometimes. "Well, we have tortured an Elf". ROFL. It's also kinda sad in a way. The raining meth pipes were a nice visual kinda cool.
17. 2017-10-11 at 11:13 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I dun have to

    
    bitch
18. 2017-10-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I put my jizz in vaginas. My ex gf who is a member on this website, the last time I saw her she came over around the time that I lost my night job so I was pretty tired and I lazily fucked her on my side and went back to sleep, she got really pissed off and started ranting about how other guys clean their jizz out of her (sounds pretty cucky) it was like lol whut? just kind of a weird thing to say

    
    what's her username?
    
    
    
    .
19. 2017-10-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by NARCassist what's her username?
    
    
    
    .

    
    infinityshock
20. 2017-10-11 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #20
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery infinityshock

    
    FAG