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Man I almost had to kick a dude's ass at Waffle House

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    I was up all night driving my 18 wheeler and I went to the waffle house on i35 and I ordered some coffee. I was mentally and physically exhausted and it would have been irresponsible to continue driving.

    I'm sipping my coffee and then I hear the waitress get into a verbal confrontation with a kid at a booth behind me. The guy seemed a bit depraved and pale, maybe even a pedophile. He was reading what appeared to be Mein Kampf. My deeply rooted sense of rural blue-collar traditional ethics kicked in, so I sprung up from my booth and said the first thing that came to mind. "Well looks like we gotta a reader here". In retrospect it was kind of lame and not very intimidating. But despite that, the gaunt pariah seemed visibly rattled by my feeble attempt at accosting him. I had recently taken an assertiveness class with my life partner, and I feel like this was a great milestone.

    He told me to fuck off and the waitress started defending me telling him he was using "profane words" and I kept saying stuff like "bow up". I eventually left but it was kind of fucked up. I really don't like conflict, so it's really hurtful when I'm pigeonholed as an insensitive redneck asshole simply because of my occupation. It's really hard being a trucker, especially when trying to live a gluten-free lifestyle.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Who's alt are you
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    Motherfucker I'm nobody's alt. I'm a commercial tractor-trailer operator, trying my best to live a peaceful gluten free life.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Scron
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    new poster when the reg is closed ???

    must be lanny herself.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    best clone thread so far.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's either Scrawny on a good day or vintage Weed Smoker.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol. the whole "reader" bit was a bill hicks skit, i was just seeing if anyone would catch it

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DizzyFistingDrinks I was up all night driving my 18 wheeler and I went to the waffle house on i35 and I ordered some coffee. I was mentally and physically exhausted and it would have been irresponsible to continue driving.

    I'm sipping my coffee and then I hear the waitress get into a verbal confrontation with a kid at a booth behind me. The guy seemed a bit depraved and pale, maybe even a pedophile. He was reading what appeared to be Mein Kampf. My deeply rooted sense of rural blue-collar traditional ethics kicked in, so I sprung up from my booth and said the first thing that came to mind. "Well looks like we gotta a reader here". In retrospect it was kind of lame and not very intimidating. But despite that, the gaunt pariah seemed visibly rattled by my feeble attempt at accosting him. I had recently taken an assertiveness class with my life partner, and I feel like this was a great milestone.

    He told me to fuck off and the waitress started defending me telling him he was using "profane words" and I kept saying stuff like "bow up". I eventually left but it was kind of fucked up. I really don't like conflict, so it's really hurtful when I'm pigeonholed as an insensitive redneck asshole simply because of my occupation. It's really hard being a trucker, especially when trying to live a gluten-free lifestyle.

    its obvious your not a real trucker. a real trucker would have dragged that nappy-headed ho out to the sleeper cab by one ankle then proceeded to ass- and throat- rape his nappy ass for the next 3,500 miles.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^gay
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^gay

    its a date. youre place or mine.

    bring your own lube, unless you want me to do your orifices dry...
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "We don't need any stinkin' registragians around here." ~ Clint BBSwood
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock its a date. youre place or mine.

    bring your own lube, unless you want me to do your orifices dry…

    When I butt bang my gf I use my own lube because I'm all natural, I use saliva, precum, and poop and blend it all in a blender for the perfect concoction
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i was just seeing if anyone would catch it

    no
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by bling bling no

    yes
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    wat
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