2017-10-10 at 7:59 PM UTC
Your timemashine has only one more spin left so you can either go back in time and congratulate Hitler or kill Larry Monks and save the world of its biggest tragedy.
What's your choice?
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I have no clue who Larry Monk is.
2017-10-10 at 8:01 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Travel back to before when I had more than one spin left and steal that time machine.
2017-10-10 at 8:04 PM UTC
It's a disposable time machine.
2017-10-10 at 8:06 PM UTC
what kind of asshole would kill a monk
2017-10-10 at 8:16 PM UTC
I would go back in time to congratulate Hitler, then tell him to not invade Russia until later and with fucking winter gear. Oh and finish off Britain for fuck's sake before you commit to war in the East.
2017-10-10 at 8:19 PM UTC
I would cut Hitlers neck and then blow up his shit with c4 before getting airlifted outta there
2017-10-10 at 8:31 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by RisiR †
One time use. Two-way. Mahogany and copper. Single cell tesserract accelerator and a dildo seat.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
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2017-10-10 at 8:38 PM UTC
Now I know not to get back in the machine after i fuck hitler up. Thank you
2017-10-10 at 8:41 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Probably congratulate hitler on taking the sudetenland, call chamberlain a bitch and tell him poland will be just as easy.
2017-10-10 at 10:09 PM UTC
Yo, I've been spelling it wrong for an entire thread. It felt off to be honest...
I have now made my choice. I'll use my spin to travel back in time before I made this thread to save myself the brutal embarassement.
2017-10-10 at 11:03 PM UTC
I'd seriously like to see what kinda meth 'ol Adolfy was gettin'.