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I'm afraid of prey mantis'

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I went to mow the lawn, opened up the shed and grabbed the lawn mower. Shortry after grabbing it I noticed a prey mantis sitting on the hand of the lawn mower.

    And then it hit me, I wanted nothing to do with prey mantis'. I took an iron rod and moved it to the ground. I had the choice to take its life but I didnt.

    Something about their arms just urks me. The fact that they can poke you..just gets me wrong.
  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Praying Mantis wont hurt YOU at all. They are so cute and gentle. They will VIOLENTLY DESTROY other insects though. They're good to have 'round.
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's partly why I didn't kill it.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mashlehash That's partly why I didn't kill it.

    Preying Mantis, "leaf bugs", both of those, totally harmless. Just tryina do them, ya know?
  5. #5
    why they gotta look like leaves. i don't like how shady they are.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace Preying Mantis, "leaf bugs", both of those, totally harmless. Just tryina do them, ya know?

    Yeah bugs are bugs. They ain't so bad I juse don't want em poking me
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i watched a 4-inch long preying mantis eat a tiny (about 1-inch) frog by holding it in its claws then chomping the frog up with its mouth pincers in little tiny bites.

    it was sitting on the ground when i first saw it then eventually i picked it up and set it on the mirror of my truck so i could see it better. it would have made a good you-tube video if they had cell phones back then
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Preying Mantis, "leaf bugs", both of those, totally harmless. Just tryina do them, ya know?

    lady bugs...dragonflys...
  9. #9
    *irks

    IRKS
  10. #10
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Irken Invader

    There was some sort of big cricket or grasshopper or atheist mantis, whichever, on the railing for the stairs I was cleaning this past Friday, in a parking garage. I avoided that section of the railing because I didn't want to hurt or scare it.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 *irks

    IRKS

    urk?
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