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What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?

  1. #81
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 So they had an indoor theater and porn was playing on it?

    Your Grandparents are truly groovy but a bit too liberal in their child care skills.

    Nigga you're weird
  2. #82
    AFJ Houston
    Originally posted by HTS This.

    And I found things. I was very, very determined.
    Thank you for being honest.
  3. #83
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist looks like a dog dick



    also, that's some nasty shit that comes up if you search 'dog penis' in duckduck images. you been warned, lol.



    .

    Thanks for showing me that.

    Who just takes a picture of a fully erect dog dick?
  4. #84
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS Japanese bondage porn and final fantasy hentai… or maybe digimon hentai.

    Damn nigga you strange

    Nah I can relate with the DBZ porn
  5. #85
    I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride.
  6. #86
    AFJ Houston
    'Nother hypothetical question…

    If you were the same 12/13yo kid and had no other way of saving said pics, to fap to later, would you print them out at school???
    (after hours, of course)


    ...Nevermind that your mom finds them later on, contacting the school, and some intervention thing with the school happens, but you blame it all on the biggest kid in class, saying that he said to get him the pics or else he would hurt/beat you up, and they buy it. ...couple weeks later, realizing that you havent seen "the bully" in your class for a while/rest of the school year.

    ...But thats fine, cause you stopped all that stuff anyway.

    ...you know...

    ...cause "the bully" wasnt there to potentially hurt you. smug.gif


    (Hypothetically speaking of course)

    Post last edited by AFJ at 2017-10-01T04:33:17.660749+00:00
  7. #87
    Hypothetically speaking, no, because that's fucking stupid.
  8. #88
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    One time I looked up a How To Pick Up Women and I threw it away in the trash and my parents found it and they were they were like who's looking up this and I couldn't own up to it.
  9. #89
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash One time I looked up a How To Pick Up Women and I threw it away in the trash and my parents found it and they were they were like who's looking up this and I couldn't own up to it.

    I feel like your life is mostly sitting around doing drugs interspersed with weird embarrassing moments.
  10. #90
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I feel like your life is mostly sitting around doing drugs interspersed with weird embarrassing moments.

    Basically. That was before I ever did drugs. I would print up pictures of women in sexual poses and masturbate to them in the bathroom
  11. #91
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh yeah I forgot the masturbation.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by AFJ 'Nother hypothetical question…

    If you were the same 12/13yo kid and had no other way of saving said pics, to fap to later, would you print them out at school???
    (after hours, of course)


    …Nevermind that your mom finds them later on, contacting the school, and some intervention thing with the school happens, but you blame it all on the biggest kid in class, saying that he said to get him the pics or else he would hurt/beat you up, and they buy it. …couple weeks later, realizing that you havent seen "the bully" in your class for a while/rest of the school year.

    …But thats fine, cause you stopped all that stuff anyway.

    …you know…

    …cause "the bully" wasnt there to potentially hurt you. smug.gif


    (Hypothetically speaking of course)

    Post last edited by AFJ at 2017-10-01T04:33:17.660749+00:00

    When I was a kid, I had a pornographic memory, I committed all smut to recall in extreme and thoughtfapped. This approach also had the benefit that these memories could be the engine for my imagination, so I'd make sexy women do whatever I wanted in my brain.
  13. #93
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh yeah I forgot the masturbation.

    Now I just go on motherless RedTube and get it done

    Get. It. Done.
  14. #94
    AFJ Houston
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Hypothetically speaking, no, because that's fucking stupid.

    LOL you dug, but missed the gold.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon When I was a kid, I had a pornographic memory, I committed all smut to recall in extreme and thoughtfapped. This approach also had the benefit that these memories could be the engine for my imagination, so I'd make sexy women do whatever I wanted in my brain.

    That too is good. Sometimes it interferes with work.

    And sometimes the thought is so good, I'm like FUCK! I better be doing that in a parallel fuckin universe somewhere!!!
  15. #95
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Share with us, some of these...*ahem* acts.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by mashlehash Share with us, some of these…*ahem* acts.

  17. #97
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Is it nsfw? My parents are around

  18. #98
    No
  19. #99
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ I was in either 1st or 2nd grade when my neighbor, Dan, gave me a ride home from school. He was probably 40 years old or so, a mechanic,

    now i understand why your resentments against pedos.
  20. Originally posted by Bill Krozby the play boy channel scrambled, son.

    this was all us kids in the early 90's had to crank it to, that or QVC


    OMG those titties are hella sexy.
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