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What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?

  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she is pretty cute you know



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  2. #62
    Meh, 6 or 7/10
  3. #63
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    She has a peculiar aesthetic, heroin-chic i'd say. Not too bad but not great either.
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    Doubt it.

    I want the real story. Did you trip and land on your dick?
  5. #65
    Madman African Astronaut
    The first and only time I saw gay porn I cannot forget. I've had girls put their finger up my ass and it really wasn't that enjoyable, I can't imagine how anyone would willingly take it up the ass. Even when I've fucked girls in the ass I felt like I was fucking a corpse and it was a little disturbing, I just think ass shit is gay.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    ~~~~~~~~suckin on my dick like she new to this~~~~~~~~~
  7. #67
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Madman The first and only time I saw gay porn I cannot forget. I've had girls put their finger up my ass and it really wasn't that enjoyable, I can't imagine how anyone would willingly take it up the ass. Even when I've fucked girls in the ass I felt like I was fucking a corpse and it was a little disturbing, I just think ass shit is gay.

    I think there's a certain pain factor that comes with it. Even if the person doesn't realize they like the pain.
  8. #68
    Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash I think there's a certain pain factor that comes with it. Even if the person doesn't realize they like the pain.

    You would know faggot
  9. #69
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Madman You would know faggot

    I'm not afraid to say I've tried anal masturbation. Felt good

    But I'm talking about those who like to feel used and controlled.
  10. #70
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Carmen Electra
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  11. #71
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Joe Kane My penis


  12. #72
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Joe Kane My penis


    That doesn't answer the question

    I remember when I was in second grade, we were staying at my grand parents and I walked into the movie room to find some steamy sex scene going on.

    Some lady propped up on a sink with the water running. I left the room with a strange feeling in my penis.

    Didn't think too much of it.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by mashlehash That doesn't answer the question

    I remember when I was in second grade, we were staying at my grand parents and I walked into the movie room to find some steamy sex scene going on.

    Some lady propped up on a sink with the water running. I left the room with a strange feeling in my penis.

    Didn't think too much of it.

    Gross. where was your Grandma?
  14. #74
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Gross. where was your Grandma?

    Who knows they weren't around
  15. #75
    I think it was a couple scenes from that "road trip" movie. My step dad had it and I was like 8 or 9
  16. #76
    Originally posted by mashlehash Who knows they weren't around

    So they had an indoor theater and porn was playing on it?

    Your Grandparents are truly groovy but a bit too liberal in their child care skills.
  17. #77
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Joe Kane

    looks like a dog dick



    also, that's some nasty shit that comes up if you search 'dog penis' in duckduck images. you been warned, lol.



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  18. #78
    It's cuz Scron has walnut dick
  19. #79
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist looks like a dog dick



    also, that's some nasty shit that comes up if you search 'dog penis' in duckduck images. you been warned, lol.



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    uuuhhm

    am I the only notice that the guy's hand turns into a pean?
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  20. #80
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    There was this HTML-based website with a huge list of links that redirected to another page of the same website but then with a different picture or video. I clicked on a link I hadn't clicked on before, and there was just this video of a naked woman who sat on a chair with her legs spread and she was queefing. It was so weird yet funny to me. It still is. I can't for the life of me figure out the website's URL. It wasn't even an NSFW website.
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