I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

1. 2017-09-23 at 2 AM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That's nice of the aliens to let you come back to Earth. Or maybe they simply couldn't stand anything about you.

   
   Ha! he's the first abductee to have got on the nerves of aliens trying to study to mimic our kind. It was too much for them
2. 2017-09-23 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #142
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Lisardz
3. 2017-09-23 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Lesardz

   
   Lesbian liserds
   
   
4. 2017-09-23 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The only people that liked brandon were §m£ÂgØL, michael meyers, and other people that were under 5'6 tall
5. 2017-09-23 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #145
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut This chinese guy needs to shut the fuck up. Inferior race.

   
   DON'T POST AFTER ME!
6. 2017-09-24 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SHUT THE FUCK UP
7. 2017-09-24 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #147
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   OP had his asshole turned out while he was on uranus
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Joe Kane
8. 2017-09-26 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #148
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby OP had his asshole turned out while he was on uranus

   
   Like I said
   
   He's like an angry baby momma
9. 2017-09-26 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #149
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut SHUT THE FUCK UP

   
   

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10. 2017-09-26 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #150
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SPOIL ME
11. 2017-09-26 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #151
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Stick my head under water
    
    treat me like a fish
12. 2017-09-26 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

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    Wagger gay