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I'm living in a homeless shelter

  1. #61
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by S.F. Enterprises I might do some research to find the most comfortable I homesless shelter I can find thats out there and go live there. I bet somewhere in the country theres one thats nice to live at.

    The one I'm at is cool
  2. #62
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it was just a billthecatism, cool your tits.

    my tits are cool as fuck
  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra my tits are cool as fuck

    post pics of tits
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  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it was on accident and he wasn't my friend. I actually think he jinxed me because he kept ranting about how he didn't want me smoking weed and driving his car.. because his friend crashed his car because he was high.

    I didn't smoke anything at all that night.

    Don't place your downfalls on someone else. You drove his car, a person that you don't even know, after drinking.
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Don't place your downfalls on someone else. You drove his car, a person that you don't even know, after drinking.

    He wasn't in control anymore. It wasn't his fault.

    NOT GUILTY COURT DISMISSED
  6. #66
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Don't place your downfalls on someone else. You drove his car, a person that you don't even know, after drinking.

    He shouldn't of let someone borrow his car he didn't know.

    BAM BAM NOT GUILTY COURT IS DISMISSED!
  7. #67
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But more on the car crash story, after I moved out of the mexican consulates house I ent up moving in with this guy I kinda new in highschool he was a couple years older than me, and he had a pretty nice apartment one other guy paid rent there but didn't live there so it was sweet.

    Anyways, he was telling me how he just left working at macy's when I moved in. And i was like "Ooooh you know mathew? the manager there? I lived with him temporarily several months ago, I crashed his car and he kicked me out"

    and my new roomie was like "lol u were that guy? mathew came in one morning really upset and was like MMYYYYY CAR!!!1"

    Dont get me wrong I felt bad about it though.
  8. #68
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But more on the car crash story, after I moved out of the mexican consulates house I ent up moving in with this guy I kinda new in highschool he was a couple years older than me, and he had a pretty nice apartment one other guy paid rent there but didn't live there so it was sweet.

    Anyways, he was telling me how he just left working at macy's when I moved in. And i was like "Ooooh you know mathew? the manager there? I lived with him temporarily several months ago, I crashed his car and he kicked me out"

    and my new roomie was like "lol u were that guy? mathew came in one morning really upset and was like MMYYYYY CAR!!!1"

    Dont get me wrong I felt bad about it though.

    You don't feel bad and you know it.
  9. #69
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash You don't feel bad and you know it.

    this was like literally a decade ago bro, but at the time I did. Don't tell me how I feel lil bro.
  10. #70
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this was like literally a decade ago bro, but at the time I did. Don't tell me how I feel lil bro.

    I can just hear your voice saying that. Now everything is in Douglas' voice. Fuck
  11. #71
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash I can just hear your voice saying that. Now everything is in Douglas' voice. Fuck

    Sucks to be u lil dawg
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  12. #72
    Originally posted by S.F. Enterprises I might do some research to find the most comfortable I homesless shelter I can find thats out there and go live there. I bet somewhere in the country theres one thats nice to live at.

    California is the most comfortable homeless shelter in the USA because places like Utah send all their homeless an psychiatric patients here on a one way greyhound bus.


    Look under freeways.. there are tents after tent cities. fuck you need a shelter for? Just do two things.. Join a Gym to shower. Get some tarp (grab some excess from a current tent city not used.. wash it off. find a really cool wealthy neighborhood in a large city (like San Francisco.. I would go to the Upper Castro) and find a large fucking hedge bush.. in the middle of the night on a moonless night, crawl into the hedge and bore it out and just lay the tarp in a tubular shape and crash right in it.. a few feet off the ground.. if you bore out the hedge.. it's like a spring matress.. hell of comfy. I was taught this when I left home with friends in my teen years to be homeless.. only problem was their parents broke down and cried for them to come back.. my Mom didn't even know I was gone until the school told them and figured I was living at a friends house. My Mother was a total country gal and would send us off to play at age 4-5 on our own to the park half a mile away by ourselves.

    I don't want to be full on homeless.. but fuck living with other people. go alone and find a Job .. small at first.. then work up.
  13. #73
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sucks to be u lil dawg

    Schitz for life
  14. #74
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I go from fearless to fearful in an hour or so time.

    radical swings. Its just how I felt today.

    Tomorrow I could be the monkey wanting to press the little red button for laughs.

    I feel this way as well buddy
  15. #75
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I feel this way as well buddy

    Lets push the little red button for "Jesus return" then
  16. #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Man my buddy who is a junk head appeared on our porch one night

    Proceeds to start drinking in front of us.

    Spends the night and didn't even sleep.

    Speed.

    He's a great guy, though.
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But more on the car crash story, after I moved out of the mexican consulates house I ent up moving in with this guy I kinda new in highschool he was a couple years older than me, and he had a pretty nice apartment one other guy paid rent there but didn't live there so it was sweet.

    Anyways, he was telling me how he just left working at macy's when I moved in. And i was like "Ooooh you know mathew? the manager there? I lived with him temporarily several months ago, I crashed his car and he kicked me out"

    and my new roomie was like "lol u were that guy? mathew came in one morning really upset and was like MMYYYYY CAR!!!1"

    Dont get me wrong I felt bad about it though.

    when you had to pay rent, did you suck his dick, or let him plow your asshole like a freight train chugging full-throttle through a herd of cattle on the tracks?
  18. #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock when you had to pay rent, did you suck his dick, or let him plow your asshole like a freight train chugging full-throttle through a herd of cattle on the tracks?

    Your humor is strictly homosexual, I'm starting to notice.
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