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I wanna have a wank
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2017-09-21 at 12:55 AM UTCbut my dick's too sore.
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2017-09-21 at 1:08 AM UTCjust lube it up, bruddah.
I just googled thrush on the penis and that looks pretty gnarly man... =( -
2017-09-21 at 1:11 AM UTCits actually a lot better already since i used the cream earlier. but its like the foreskin is tightish and still a bit sore. pulling it back has a slight sting. i just took some DPH and hope its better enough for a morning wank.
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2017-09-21 at 1:11 AM UTCi honestly thought i had herpes this morning so i'm all good anyway, lol.
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2017-09-21 at 1:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist its actually a lot better already since i used the cream earlier. but its like the foreskin is tightish and still a bit sore. pulling it back has a slight sting. i just took some DPH and hope its better enough for a morning wank.
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well hope you feel better, take a pain pill if you got one i guess.. The first time I got the clapper it burned really bad to pee and I still have a piece of foreskin that the doctor didn't take off , its a very small piece and i pull it out away from my dick head theres a hole between the foreskin and the dickhead/upper shaft.
And when I got the clapper It made that part swell ten times bigger than it was (people don't know I have that foreskin unless I show to them) but this was obvious and it was making my dick sag strange.
She was the 6th girl I ever slept with that gave it to me so I was kinda naive to sluts, but I picked her up from the bus station she was coming from new york to eventually to Venezuela, and while she was hott in a slutty way when I got her to my place and fucked we were taking a shower afterwards and she was telling me how she banged all these dudes on the bus ride and I kinda felt dirty and didn't have sex with her after that.
But yeah I most definitely got the clapper from her.
I had the clapper last year and I didn't get the stingy but my lower back hurt really bad and some slammer I would see and get high with told me I should probably get checked out so I did.
But anyways about the foreskin, the doctor wanted 2k to cut it off and I'm glad I told him no because that would of sucked and 2k is a lot of money -
2017-09-21 at 8:54 AM UTChow i wank is very creative
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2017-09-21 at 9:05 AM UTCok bling, i'll try and remember that one mate.
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2017-09-21 at 10:20 AM UTCI wonder if bling is a twitter bot or something like that one a while back that wanted to gas the kikes, he's definitely more evolved than us.
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2017-09-21 at 12:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well hope you feel better, take a pain pill if you got one i guess.. The first time I got the clapper it burned really bad to pee and I still have a piece of foreskin that the doctor didn't take off , its a very small piece and i pull it out away from my dick head theres a hole between the foreskin and the dickhead/upper shaft.
And when I got the clapper It made that part swell ten times bigger than it was (people don't know I have that foreskin unless I show to them) but this was obvious and it was making my dick sag strange.
She was the 6th girl I ever slept with that gave it to me so I was kinda naive to sluts, but I picked her up from the bus station she was coming from new york to eventually to Venezuela, and while she was hott in a slutty way when I got her to my place and fucked we were taking a shower afterwards and she was telling me how she banged all these dudes on the bus ride and I kinda felt dirty and didn't have sex with her after that.
But yeah I most definitely got the clapper from her.
I had the clapper last year and I didn't get the stingy but my lower back hurt really bad and some slammer I would see and get high with told me I should probably get checked out so I did.
But anyways about the foreskin, the doctor wanted 2k to cut it off and I'm glad I told him no because that would of sucked and 2k is a lot of money
I'll do it for you for free.
go stick your flappy noodle into a billy goats pretty little mouth and I'll kick it in the chin.
