there are still locations whos power hasnt been turned on...two blocks from my house being one of them. their generators are annoyingly noisy.
it was just a couple of days ago that they managed to get all the traffic lights back on and today was the first day schools reopened. four-way-stops at a major intersection is a pain in the dick...and the worst part is theres a cop sitting in his car who is too fat, dumb, and lazy to get his fat, dumb, lazy ass out of the a/c to do something as simple as direct traffic. no...they just sit looking stupid.
it was nice driving around with minimal traffic due to evacuations, schools shut down, and a lot of businesses without electric.
the grocery stores seem to have plenty of water now, but there are a lot of things still missing...like canned food, a lot of frozen items, and no eggs. what...the chickens stop shitting out eggs in a hurricane? its all good...my chickens are shitting out plenty of eggs.
the best part of the whole thing:
grab the lube...here comes maria with a telephone pole sized strapon...and shes not afraid to use it.
sucks to be the spics in puerto spico...theyre getting gang bang cornholed like Bill Krozby after he had one too many roofie daiquiries at the gay day parade.
