I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

1. 2017-09-19 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #41
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I know every character except the first three. ren shuo zhongwen bu hao, bitch. Do you even know what bu hao means? I bet you don't. Google translate won't tell you.

   
   Coca cola?
2. 2017-09-19 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Coca cola?

   
   Qingwen, wo keyi yi ge kele qing?
   
   You can tell I'm not Chinese because an actual Chinese person would never be that polite
3. 2017-09-19 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Qingwen, wo keyi yi ge kele qing?
   
   You can tell I'm not Chinese because an actual Chinese person would never be that polite

   
   It must mean coca cola.
4. 2017-09-19 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash It must mean coca cola.

   
   Ni bu zhidao shenme.
5. 2017-09-19 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Translation: coca cola
6. 2017-09-19 at 3 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Ni bu zhidao shenme.

   
   Stop trying to change the subject. I shit all over your face you ugly bitch; get the fuck out of my thread.
7. 2017-09-19 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #47
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   This thread sucks.
8. 2017-09-19 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Stop trying to change the subject. I shit all over your face you ugly bitch; get the fuck out of my thread.

   
   Ta ma de, bitch.
9. 2017-09-19 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This thread sucks.

   
   Yeah, it's just §m£ÂgØL speaking broken Chinese.
   
   But maybe things were supposed to be this way.
10. 2017-09-19 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Translation: coca cola

    
    And what do chinese do to coca cola when they play Joke?
11. 2017-09-19 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #51
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 And what do chinese do to coca cola when they play Joke?

    
    Eat dogs.
12. 2017-09-19 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #52
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 And what do chinese do to coca cola when they play Joke?

    
    You get abducted.
    
    Thread back on track
13. 2017-09-19 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All truth will materialize in the great singularity event and LSD and Mash will no longer exist!
    
    Amen
14. 2017-09-19 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #54
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yeah right. I'm gonna be the pharaoh when we rebuild the world from the ashes.
15. 2017-09-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 All truth will materialize in the great singularity event and LSD and Mash will no longer exist!
    
    Amen

    
    Are we God to you?
16. 2017-09-19 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah right. I'm gonna be the pharaoh when we rebuild the world from the ashes.

    
    Don't you mean the Phoenix?
17. 2017-09-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #57
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Huuuuur
18. 2017-09-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Are we God to you?

    
    How does that.. how does that even make sense?
    
    
19. 2017-09-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #59
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Don't you mean the Phoenix?

    
    No.
20. 2017-09-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Yeah, it's just §m£ÂgØL speaking broken Chinese.
    
    But maybe things were supposed to be this way.

    
    What do you know? My Chinese is perfect in this thread.