oatmeal is the best food, hands down

1. 2017-09-15 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If your shit is all feathery and breaks apart like a loose sediment, that usually means what you ate is pure crap already.
2. 2017-09-15 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   when I was in jail several years back I asked the guard if i can get some more gruel. And he told me to get my dumbass racked up and then I asked if could change the channel and he gave me the controller and i changed it from BET to the sci-fi channel and all the nigs were pretty frothy
3. 2017-09-15 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Girls that eat a lot salads and light meals shits are usually long and skinny and tight, like a green bean.
4. 2017-09-15 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
5. 2017-09-15 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   But gp, oatmeal is good but kimchi or sauerkraut or probiotic yogurt is better
6. 2017-09-15 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby But gp, oatmeal is good but kimchi or sauerkraut or probiotic yogurt is better

   
   yea i eat kim chi all the time, i don't really fuck with yogurt or milk anymore because it grosses me out
7. 2017-09-15 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I agree. But I've always been too lazy to cook oatmoal, so I just eat raw oats.
8. 2017-09-16 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I prefer gontmeal

   
   everyone knows
   
   in your ass. on your face. slathered down your gullet.
9. 2017-09-16 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by greenplastic yea i eat kim chi all the time, i don't really fuck with yogurt or milk anymore because it grosses me out

   
   fair enough, the yogurt I eat made here in town is definitely sour tasting and is kind of an acquired taste, I usually put banana slices in it.=
10. 2017-09-16 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Then you're probably either an alien or a statue. Or a mannequin.

    
    Or an opiophile
11. 2017-09-16 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #31
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter I agree. But I've always been too lazy to cook oatmoal, so I just eat raw oats.

    
    You know you can microwave it..?
12. 2017-09-16 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You know you can microwave it..?

    
    
    microwaves are too problematic these days.
13. 2017-09-16 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't sc…
    
    
    Never mind.

    
    Bitch I know more about porridge than you could possibly comprehend.
14. 2017-09-16 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #34
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I ate some oatmeal earlier today because my stomach was upset and it kind of helped
15. 2017-09-16 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Mares eat oats and goats eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
16. 2017-09-16 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #36
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by greenplastic nah man i got to admit pizza is delicious but stuffing a bunch of hot mozzarella down your throat won't do shit but make you fat and lazy yadida

    
    I'll have you know I raised 5 kids and 2 husbands on pizza young mister!
17. 2017-09-16 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love oatmeal. it's good to cook the plane but put a little brown sugar and cinimin on top.
18. 2017-09-16 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You know you can microwave it..?

    
    HONK?!
19. 2017-09-16 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 brown sugar

    
    Why would you ever have nigger sugar?
20. 2017-09-16 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 Why would you ever have nigger sugar?

    
    Hehe he said nigger