2017-09-11 at 11:18 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by infinityshock
jesus christ fucking a porcupine on the log flume ride.
It feels like fucking mogadishu in this fucking place. no electricity, boil water alert with trickling water pressure, everyone has generators running, my phone doesn't work worth shit, gunshots off in the distance, and I just now am getting my internet connection back.
fuck the local power company in the ass with a splintered bristlecone pine tree before it was de-limbed.
edit: also the motherfucking alligat0rs and other wild animals are crawling out of the swamps and wandering through the local neighborhoods. I mean literally…go check the news.
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-09-11T23:14:54.734341+00:00
I hope you stay in hell.
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2017-09-11 at 11:20 PM UTC
Power came back around 5PM, so everything is fine now. I put my food in my cooler and it still looks dope.
2017-09-11 at 11:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
jesus christ fucking a porcupine on the log flume ride.
It feels like fucking mogadishu in this fucking place. no electricity, boil water alert with trickling water pressure, everyone has generators running, my phone doesn't work worth shit, gunshots off in the distance, and I just now am getting my internet connection back.
fuck the local power company in the ass with a splintered bristlecone pine tree before it was de-limbed.
edit: also the motherfucking alligat0rs and other wild animals are crawling out of the swamps and wandering through the local neighborhoods. I mean literally…go check the news.
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-09-11T23:14:54.734341+00:00
All because three rain drops made a leaf fall off of his neighbor's tree. Butterfly effect fams?
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2017-09-11 at 11:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
anyone who's scared of hurricanes is a fucking bitch. it's literally just rain and wind. it's like car surfing in the rain…only it doesn't stop.
today's newspaper headline was 'state of fear' in like two-inch font. fear my ass…this shit is awesome.
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2017-09-11 at 11:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
oh shit.
a leaf fell off my neighbors tree and is in the middle of my driveway.
someone call FEMA. the coast guard. i need air support.
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2017-09-11 at 11:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
no shit.
ive been outside all day…its just wind and rain.
that tornado ruined someones day but…its a hurricane
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2017-09-12 at 12:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
All because three rain drops made a leaf fall off of his neighbor's tree. Butterfly effect fams?
what the blistering shit are you babbling on about?
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2017-09-12 at 12:26 AM UTC
-SpectraL
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All the power lines for my city are buried 10 feet down. Storms can't get at them there.
2017-09-12 at 12:29 AM UTC
We have nothing but rain and 30mph wind with gusts up to 50 yet people are losing their fucking minds. There's no traffic, schools are closed, a lot of shit is closed.
Over fucking rain and wind.
