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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like working in restaurants compared to other types of work, it can turn into something more. theres a lot nice places to eat here in austin. What do you do for work §m£ÂgØL?

    and girls are overly dramatic / crazy, just like how you're acting like an obsessed bitch that just got cheated on and dumped lol

    I could see you panning out well in the restaurant business.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Hey mmQ, mash says to quit being a Twitter negroid. He didn't capitalize Twitter though. Should I ask him why not?
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Greenplastic is not mmQ


    MmQ is my brother
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh they have the same avatar so I thought it was him. Hey mmQ, nevermind that last post, I meant to say it to greenplastic.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My avatar swirls and blinks and changes HUES.

  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You're fucking thirty dude. Those 'hot hipster girls' are either too young for you or they're too old to be hot hipster girls. They were 6 when you were 18. So disgustingly predatory that you talk about this as one of the perks of your bottom rung job. Pizza places are for 16 year olds.

    so.

    if a dude is banging chicks significantly younger than he is...then what?
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht This is good

    Thank you for noticing.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You're fucking thirty dude. Those 'hot hipster girls' are either too young for you or they're too old to be hot hipster girls. They were 6 when you were 18. So disgustingly predatory that you talk about this as one of the perks of your bottom rung job. Pizza places are for 16 year olds.

    i'm seeing a 22 year old and i'm 44



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  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm seeing a 22 year old and i'm 44

    lies. you (allegedly) have a nigger whore not ignoring you. that isnt the same as seeing.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock lies. you (allegedly) have a nigger whore not ignoring you. that isnt the same as seeing.

    ok



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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    I hate it when I say " Sup slut? Name's RestStop wanna fuck?" girls automatically think I want to have sex with them. Like wtf gives? I agree OP, girls read too much into polite gentlemanly convo.
  12. i look at a variety of porn .. usually 28-35ish milf

    and Im 51.. when does the age gap not matter anymore
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 i look at a variety of porn .. usually 28-35ish milf

    and Im 51.. when does the age gap not matter anymore

    You're fine. At this(your point) the gap is indifferent. What I'm saying is, fuck who cares?
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock lies. you (allegedly) have a nigger whore not ignoring you. that isnt the same as seeing.

    Please elaborate on the term "nigger whore".
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 i look at a variety of porn .. usually 28-35ish milf

    and Im 51.. when does the age gap not matter anymore

    jesus fuck...you can get hard at that age? shouldn't you be busy playing shuffleboard instead of playing with your shrivelled up old balls?
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Please elaborate on the term "nigger whore".

    that would be a whore...who is a nigger, alex.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock that would be a whore…who is a nigger, alex.

    Oh shit I love those. Carry on, Brahs.
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ My avatar swirls and blinks and changes HUES.


    I enjoy it ever so much
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lies. you (allegedly) have a nigger whore not ignoring you. that isnt the same as seeing.

    Seeing is believing.

    Hot cocoa?
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock jesus fuck…you can get hard at that age? shouldn't you be busy playing shuffleboard instead of playing with your shrivelled up old balls?

    I don't know if this is normal.. or if it's the fucking meds. I think it's the meds because when I Vacation to clean out my system I noticed I woke up with massive erections without having to pee.. and sustained. but back on the meds.. it's thumb size with a hundred folds of flesh.


    there is an inverted penis thing that happens too.. the lower shaft caves into the cavity?

    i know there is a medication at the hospital that gives you a massive fucking erection.. They put me under at age 17 and I woke up with John Holmes dick. and the nurse was there.. and she said "That's normal from the meds"..

    can I have some to go? or will I be a stiff passed out and miss the fun?
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