2017-09-06 at 3:46 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
We all have had commmon awkward public bathroom scenarios..
The mentally retarded that pull their pants down at the urinal, for example.
One time, when I was still in highschool, I walked in and needed to use the stall and when I tried to OP pen it, I learned Tha it was occupied. What gets me is that I made eye contact with the person on the toilet through the crack in the door.
Or
There was the time that I had diarrhea in school, and spent 45 minutes of class time shiting my brains out. I came back to class, likely reeking of shit. The teacher either knew I had diarrhea or gave me a zero for the day.
Or
The time when I took bundy before school and decided to eat two small pieces of pizza before leaving for the bus. Two hours later, I was puking my guts out in the bathroom. Someone walked in and I explained to them that I had the flu.
Or
The time I had a raging hard on for some chock in my class and almost came in the bathroom stall.
Fucking perv, she would have thought.
Share your awkward bathroom experiences.
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2017-09-06 at 4:27 AM UTC
Everyone staring at me in jealousy when I walk up to a line of men pissing at a trough and whip out my horse cock, mostly.
2017-09-06 at 4:33 AM UTC
whenever im in a convenience store restroom...the single-room ones...and someone knocks/bangs on the door, after pulling on the locked door handle, i yell out in the best fag-lisp that i can: 'come in...its open'
jesus fuck, you stupid retard...the door is locked...of course someone is in here.
a few times ive yelled out 'call roto-rooter...i fell in and i cant get out.'
2017-09-06 at 4:35 AM UTC
what about when there are 18 urinals and the dude walks in and pisses right next to you
2017-09-06 at 4:37 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I was molested when I was 5 years old at school in the bathroom, I would pull down my pants all the way to my ankles to pee. And some older boy played with my booty.
One time when I was 17 I worked at HEB a texan grocery chain and I ate a bunch of adderall before going to work and was pushing carts but decided I was horny and needed a break so I went into one of the stalls and masturbated all over the toilet seat, when I was washing my hands the guy from the meat market came in and sat on my semen while taking a shit
an other time I stayed up for a couple days with a friend smoking meth and drinking and we went to go eat some chicken curry and went to HEB to get more brews and between the brews we drank, the meth and curry it fucked up our stomachs so we quickly went to the bathroom and started taking dual shits. Some guy walked in with what I'm pesuming was his little son and the guy said "goddamn son it smells like goddamn asshole in here!" we kept shitting our guts out.
another time at the same HEB i was super drunk and went to go take a piss and outside the door was some black dude next to the water fountains and he smiled at me when I went past him to go into the bathroom. I didn't think too much about it. There was some dude standing outside the stall waiting for whoever to come out but whoever was in there was taking forever.
I went up the the stall door and banged on it as hard as I could and screamed APD GET THE FUCK OUT! and this black dude came out and he was fucking pissed and the other black dude that was standing guard outside came in, and the black dude that was pissed was getting in my face asking what my problem was and I started laughing and the black dude was like I was locked in there mane, there was tape on the door and I couldn't get out. He was obviously doing drugs in there and I freaked him out. I honestly thought he was going to hit me but his homie told 'LETS go' and they left.
another time at the same HEB i went to the bathroom and there was some guy standing outside of the stall and gave me a smile and a wink and walked into the stall.... i just pissed and left and he was following me around the store smiling at me, cruisin for sex i assume.
Another time I went to a rock venue downtown with my now ex gf, we had "re-united" after not speaking for awhile I forgot what band we were seeing but they sucked. Ent up talking shit to her and she slapped me in front of everyone so I was obviously on the bouncers radar. I had drank a lot so I kept going to the bathroom, the 4th time I went into the bathroom as I was coming out 2 bouncers grabbed me by my arms and escorted me out and I was so confused I was like wtf. And one of the dudes so don't play dumb you know thats the girls bathroom, you didn't fucking a urinal in there.
I honestly just didnt think about it and never saw a girl in there anytime I went in there.
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2017-09-06 at 4:41 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
What does HEB stand for?
Also, I think gay niggers revolve around you
2017-09-06 at 4:44 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Another time when I was 18 I worked at academy sports and out doors and I went to the bathroom to take a piss and some dude guy from the marines all decked out in his uniform came up to the urinal next to me and told me he was a recruiter for the marines and told me his name and extended his hand to shake my hand and I just looked at him and he said "oh sorry, we might as well just rub our dicks together haha..."
And while I was washing my hands he was just standing behind me talking about the marines.
2017-09-06 at 5:08 AM UTC
-When you cant commence a piss and there are others present.
-Going through the motion of washing your hands after pissing so you dont get scoffed at even tho you dont need to cause you didnt get a sinlge drop of piss of your hands
2017-09-06 at 6:15 AM UTC
^doesn't know how to use soap
