2017-09-01 at 4:40 AM UTC
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humping rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fucking Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cooking like a beginner, but I'm going up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm having bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
2017-09-01 at 5:05 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You're gay hug? I've noticed you making more gay posts about wanting dick
2017-09-01 at 5:06 AM UTC
Yep. Fruitier than a pineapple.
2017-09-01 at 5:33 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
That's fine. Do you remember the first time you tried prostate stimulation?
It's so down played by the scared straight hetero
2017-09-01 at 5:39 AM UTC
I don't get fucked in the ass. Prostate stimulation does nothing for me. I only fuck in the ass and suck dick. If I'm feeling it, I'll let my guy fuck my thighs.
2017-09-01 at 5:39 AM UTC
Pretty sure prostate stimulation varies from person to person tho. Just doesn't do anything for me
2017-09-01 at 5:43 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Fuck your thighs? Explain please.
You need a good ram job. I haven't done prostate stimulation in a long time but it feels pretty fucking good...can make me cum in a whole different variety.
Years ago, for awhile I could shobe dick sized things up there while getting it goin.
Two words: strap on
But strangely enough, I find sex with another man to be too much for me. Just makes me feel icky