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If Racial Equality is the Goal...Riddle Me This:

  1. Fuck my thighs as in from behind, instead of putting it in my bumhole, just stick it under my crack and between my legs. It's kind of pussylike stimulation. I've been buttfucked many times, shoved various dildos in there, it's interesting but I've never came from it.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Different strokes for different folks!

    If you ask me, prostate orgasms are fucking awesome

    But with fucking thighs, i could see dick burn
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I think there's a certain kind of fascination of the imagination you have to have in order to get off on that kind of shit
  4. Originally posted by mashlehash Different strokes for different folks!

    If you ask me, prostate orgasms are fucking awesome

    But with fucking thighs, i could see dick burn

    We use coconut oil and it goes fine, makes for tasty BJs too
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Wait, so are you gay or bisexual? Definitely seen you talk about women before.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Or pansexual, since you like chicks with dicks too.
  7. I guess pansexual? I really have no consistency to what gets my rocks off. I like some men, and I have zero interest in others. I can't say I like all or most of anything tbh.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Ol' Oberyn Martell up in here.
  9. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Ol' Oberyn Martell up in here.

    Gbh, I identified with him. Him being sexy as fuck has something to do with him.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Or pansexual, since you like chicks with dicks too.




    (took me a while to find the perfect picture)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. I prefer to fuck JIF actually
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. niggers getting preferential treatment when they should have failed are some of my first reasons i have the view I do now.

    one example, keeping the story short considering the long version is posted somewhere else, is of when i was in the military in a somewhat 'strenuous' program. there were only two blacks in either the officer or enlisted training program during the several classes previous to mine, and literally a handful in the 'fleet.' the testing requirements were if you failed two 'tests' you were set back to the previous class to try again. you could be set back twice, meaning failing four tests, whereupon if you failed a 5th test you were dropped from the program and sent to the fleet.

    two niggers had been set back from the class ahead of mine due to failing two tests. both niggers failed their FIRST fucking test in my class. the class 'leader', who was the highest rank, was kindly assigned to provide remedial training to these stupid fucks (im not exaggerating…they were fucking retarded and without any prejudicial commentary should not have been in the program) meaning the class leader had to take their own off-duty time, including weekends, to help these useless slugs pass. one example of their fucktardery is during some of the after-class study sessions, while everyone else was working, these stupid fucks would stand on their tables and start that rap shit they do, using their lips to make PPFFHHH duhhh PPPFFHH noises.

    fast forward to the next week where the two niggers failed their fourth test. they skipped several of the after-hours study sessions against direct orders, then failed the 5th test. the 5th failure should have resulted in their being dropped from the program yet they were permitted to continue.

    'splain that, lucy.

    another specific memory i have of these sloppy fucks is their lockers always reeked when they opened them and when they were assigned cleaning of some sort they always slacked off and didnt do jack shit. what little they did do was always dirtier after they 'cleaned' it.

    another example nigger was when i was in college. the bitch had a full scholarship yet every class he was in that I was in he was late, slept in the class, didnt do his homework, NEVER showed up to the group assignments, and made Cs and Ds on every test/quiz.

    those are all facts with no hyperbole or opinion added.

    when i c doggs being brought to the tables at the eatery i frequent, i dont blame the doggs.

    i blame the person who brought them and the people who'd allowed doggs to be brought in.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't get fucked in the ass. Prostate stimulation does nothing for me. I only fuck in the ass and suck dick. If I'm feeling it, I'll let my guy fuck my thighs.

    I have a dick you can suck.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck my thighs as in from behind, instead of putting it in my bumhole, just stick it under my crack and between my legs. It's kind of pussylike stimulation. I've been buttfucked many times, shoved various dildos in there, it's interesting but I've never came from it.

    I'll let you let me try that. I promise not to accidentally slip it in.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck my thighs as in from behind, instead of putting it in my bumhole, just stick it under my crack and between my legs. It's kind of pussylike stimulation. I've been buttfucked many times, shoved various dildos in there, it's interesting but I've never came from it.

    Damn, son.
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yep. Fruitier than a pineapple.

    pineapple isn't fruit, faggot
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock pineapple isn't fruit, faggot

    It sure as shit as, imbecile.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It sure as shit as, imbecile.

    you have no idea what I'm talking about so stfu and get back in the closet with your rubber fist and shampoo bottle.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. niggers getting preferential treatment when they should have failed are some of my first reasons i have the view I do now.

    one example, keeping the story short considering the long version is posted somewhere else, is of when i was in the military in a somewhat 'strenuous' program. there were only two blacks in either the officer or enlisted training program during the several classes previous to mine, and literally a handful in the 'fleet.' the testing requirements were if you failed two 'tests' you were set back to the previous class to try again. you could be set back twice, meaning failing four tests, whereupon if you failed a 5th test you were dropped from the program and sent to the fleet.

    two niggers had been set back from the class ahead of mine due to failing two tests. both niggers failed their FIRST fucking test in my class. the class 'leader', who was the highest rank, was kindly assigned to provide remedial training to these stupid fucks (im not exaggerating…they were fucking retarded and without any prejudicial commentary should not have been in the program) meaning the class leader had to take their own off-duty time, including weekends, to help these useless slugs pass. one example of their fucktardery is during some of the after-class study sessions, while everyone else was working, these stupid fucks would stand on their tables and start that rap shit they do, using their lips to make PPFFHHH duhhh PPPFFHH noises.

    fast forward to the next week where the two niggers failed their fourth test. they skipped several of the after-hours study sessions against direct orders, then failed the 5th test. the 5th failure should have resulted in their being dropped from the program yet they were permitted to continue.

    'splain that, lucy.

    another specific memory i have of these sloppy fucks is their lockers always reeked when they opened them and when they were assigned cleaning of some sort they always slacked off and didnt do jack shit. what little they did do was always dirtier after they 'cleaned' it.

    another example nigger was when i was in college. the bitch had a full scholarship yet every class he was in that I was in he was late, slept in the class, didnt do his homework, NEVER showed up to the group assignments, and made Cs and Ds on every test/quiz.

    those are all facts with no hyperbole or opinion added.

    and because of that you now hate all black people?



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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you have no idea what I'm talking about

    Neither do you. I even googled it to verify that it's a fruit. It's got seeds. It's made of a bunch of fruitlings. It could be argued, in fact, that not only is pineapple a fruit, it's one of the fruitiest there is, making Falco's comparison that much more apt.

    Thanks
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