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  1. Genocide on middle age whitey!

    :(


  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Genocide on middle age whitey!

    :(



    you fucking retard...those are armenians. theyre not white.

    moron.
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock you forgot to mention that only applies to the mentally defective.

    the normal people realize boys have penises….girls have vaginas.

    what about BOYPUSSY?
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote what about BOYPUSSY?

    it's still a boy.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby as long as we can both share holes of the same woman, chicken.

    Honestly do you think that would be enjoyable;

    having two dicks in your ass not from the woman's point of view

    from the male's point of view...
    don't you think that your dick could get chapped when the other dicks rubbing against you while in the same hole.
  6. G African Astronaut
    I keep an automatic battery tender on all my vehicles that aren't driven daily. I use the NOCO Genius G1100, it's awesome.

    https://www.amazon.com/NOCO-G1100-UltraSafe-Battery-Charger/dp/B004LX3AXQ
  7. Originally posted by G I keep an automatic battery tender on all my vehicles that aren't driven daily. I use the NOCO Genius G1100, it's awesome.

    https://www.amazon.com/NOCO-G1100-UltraSafe-Battery-Charger/dp/B004LX3AXQ

    it would make more sense to have a solar panel on the roof, which maintains a trickle whenever it sees battery running down.

    also in case the starter is going out, to have the bottom of the floorboard drop out, so you can temporally go flintstone's mode.
  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 it would make more sense to have a solar panel on the roof, which maintains a trickle whenever it sees battery running down.

    Most are not efficient in their current state of production, in fact the one I tried had a constant draw on the battery when it wasn't charging IE @ night, so it was self-defeating. Then you have to handle/store the panel every drive etc. w/ the NOCO, it remains in the trunk, all I do is unplug the extension cord & I'm off.
  9. Are you by chance the CEO of NOCO and trying to push products on a private website?

    that's a smart idea
  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Are you by chance the CEO of NOCO and trying to push products on a private website?

    that's a smart idea

    No just a car enthusiast w/ a low tolerance for non-sense.
  11. Originally posted by G No just a car enthusiast w/ a low tolerance for non-sense.

    I bought one of those Chicago brands as a jump starter, then when I bought a new battery, I used the jump starter to plug my laptop into while living out of the back of my pickup (fully employed just homeless-bay area expensive)

    It wasn't meant for that I guess.. even though it had a 110 outlet, it drained that fucker to death.. recharging less and less each time
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by G …in fact the one I tried had a constant draw on the battery when it wasn't charging IE @ night, so it was self-defeating. …

    i'd like you to meet my friend, his name is Diode.
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    yer wanna chekc the tesnion of the belts 2 times with & without the spinning on carefel you nob not get cought in the chokorotor,,, please wore clothes when doing this iam begging you
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by G I keep an automatic battery tender on all my vehicles that aren't driven daily. I use the NOCO Genius G1100, it's awesome.

    https://www.amazon.com/NOCO-G1100-UltraSafe-Battery-Charger/dp/B004LX3AXQ

    small world. i have a G3500 that i use to keep my batteries charged. i mainly drive my car so that ones battery should be kept charged well enough on its own but my other vehicles can sit for weeks before i drive them so the first weekend of every month i plug each vehicles battery into the charger.

    the noco i have is supposed to have a 'battery repair' mode but ive attached six or seven known dead batteries to it and had zero success getting it to repair anything.

    my goal is to eventually have a dedicated terminal hard-wired to every vehicle where i can use the chargers slip-in plug instead of having to open the hood and attach the clamps...i just havent had time to do it.
  15. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock my goal is to eventually have a dedicated terminal hard-wired to every vehicle where i can use the chargers slip-in plug instead of having to open the hood and attach the clamps…i just havent had time to do it.

    does your car have amplifiers ?
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I bought one of those Chicago brands as a jump starter, then when I bought a new battery, I used the jump starter to plug my laptop into while living out of the back of my pickup (fully employed just homeless-bay area expensive)

    It wasn't meant for that I guess.. even though it had a 110 outlet, it drained that fucker to death.. recharging less and less each time

    no...it wasnt made for that. electricity from those sorts of things is 'dirty' and not healthy for sensitive electronics. if you want to do what you described you need to get a generator/inverter that has a clean sine wave. theyre not cheap...usually two...three...or even four times more expensive than the el-cheapo version.

    i used to use a shit-tier china-freight high output battery charger for copper plating until it had a tragic end.

    i got greedy and fucked with the guts to increase voltage/amperage and...to make a long story short...its tragic ending should have involved a fire extinguisher but i was more entertained by watching it go snap-crackle-pop. it would have been more entertaining if the heat hadnt cracked the 2-gallon glass container holding concentrated hydrochloric acid and quite a bit of expensive copper plating solution which sizzled all over my pretty concrete floor.
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader does your car have amplifiers ?

    aftermarket ones...no. i have the stock stereo in all my vehicles.
  18. Originally posted by benny vader i'd like you to meet my friend, his name is Diode.

    I was going to say that after I read that. A resister would stop the charge that leaks back, and pulse/cycle charge forward into his battery. whatever the proper term is. Learned this shit in an electronic store.

    But the goal was to sell phones, batteries didn't have a incentive program because they lost money on these fucking things. They were bait products to get people to buy other shit whenever they wanted batteries. Anyone ever heard of Battery Plus
  19. Originally posted by infinityshock aftermarket ones…no. i have the stock stereo in all my vehicles.

    Not sure how old you are, but when you get passed 35-40.. having that 10k watt killer stereo (in the real sense if you sat in the fucking car while playing bass) isn't priority purchase anymore. I'm happy with my stock stereo. listening to loud music isn't as uplifting as it used to be.

    Nerves ware thin
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Not sure how old you are, but when you get passed 35-40.. having that 10k watt killer stereo (in the real sense if you sat in the fucking car while playing bass) isn't priority purchase anymore. I'm happy with my stock stereo. listening to loud music isn't as uplifting as it used to be.

    Nerves ware thin

    my first mode of transportation didnt even have an engine...much less a stereo. that damned horse made a lot of noise whinny-ing tho.

    ive only purchased one aftermarket stereo in all the vehicles ive ever owned and that was because i wanted a CD-player back in the olden days when those 8-track players were all the car manufacturers were installing.

    my current vehicles (except my bike) all have the OEM installed top-end stereo systems so i have no need to purchase anything else. my one car has some fuck-tarded console anyway which from what i can tell makes it impossible to install anything at all.

    other than that...the closest i ever came to swapping out an OEM stereo was a POS grand-prix that would automatically change the volume depending on my speed...which pissed me off no end. that right there was 95% of the reason why i only owned it for about a year.
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