2017-08-31 at 5:03 AM UTC
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2017-08-31 at 5:04 AM UTC
I should turn up with dark sunglasses, in a trenchcoat, a couple of days of stubble and a fifth of burbon in a brown paper bag. Drunkenly slur "What's up BITCHES, who's ready to turn up the heat and get COOKIN?!?" Maybe draw a big penis on the whiteboard instead of my name, you know, to assert dominance, take control of the classroom
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2017-08-31 at 5:41 AM UTC
A real life example is much more dominating than a drawing. Remember that.
2017-08-31 at 5:43 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Errah, you like drawing faces don't you?
2017-08-31 at 7:39 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Falco
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2017-08-31 at 7:52 AM UTC
Im from the mil where them bodies drop
and aint nobody finna call the cops
fiends call another dealer for another rock
rental cars gettin turnt into rollin spots
2017-08-31 at 7:55 AM UTC
I might tell you that it's shakey cuz it's down to the last
but really it's cuz i hit it with the lactose by damn near half
2017-08-31 at 7:56 AM UTC
I might tell you that I can't find my keys, you gotta come to me
Cuz I got a dude here tryna fuck and I aint tryna leave
2017-08-31 at 7:56 AM UTC
I might tell you I'm alone and I aint lyin
but when I pull up I'm with my shooter JOhnthegiatn
2017-08-31 at 7:59 AM UTC
Fun Fact, all of you were molested but only a portion will go onto molest but all will blame their actions on the cycle of molestation.
It's not molestation if you came.
2017-08-31 at 8:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
You know what the worst part about fucking twenty three year olds is?
ftfy
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