2017-08-30 at 4:05 AM UTC
My penis is so long sometimes my small intestinal tract is like, 'aww, not fair.'
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2017-08-30 at 4:13 AM UTC
Falco would be good at these.
My dick is so long, Saturn's rings actually called me the other day wondering if they could use it to replace one of theirs.
2017-08-30 at 4:15 AM UTC
Nigga yo dick is like a turtle.
2017-08-30 at 4:17 AM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Quite a fan club he has going.
2017-08-30 at 4:17 AM UTC
MY COCK IS SO POWERFUL, IT WAS ONCE MISTAKEN FOR A RUMBLING HERD OF BISON.
2017-08-30 at 4:19 AM UTC
MmQ's dick is so long, Chicagoans just call it The Loop
2017-08-30 at 4:20 AM UTC
Ol' pikachu-dick-ass nigga
2017-08-30 at 4:23 AM UTC
Omg my air smells like zoklet era
2017-08-30 at 4:36 AM UTC
I was thinking of that other song.
Minor bun engine Benny lava
2017-08-30 at 4:41 AM UTC
Fun fact: I started in the Benny Lava video